Monday, May 21, 2012

Sweet mystery, explained

So that's what's been stealing the tea-spoons, ripping the rubber off the car windscreen wipers, and screeching like tins going through a wood chipper.

11 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Who's a pretty boy then? says life as it knees you in the groin.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A kea versus Ikea: Home Improvement cage match
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wiley said...

For example, seven Kea were found dead following an aerial possum control operation at Fox Glacier in July 2008.

It took a second reading for me to clue in to the fact that possums weren't dropped from the air to control the Kia population. That that did seem odd enough to me to beg a second reading is sadly comforting to me right now, as is the fact that this post was simple enough for me to get on the first reading.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Guard the kidneys, old chum!

mikey said...

I confess that that GIGANTIC font has bugged me for the better part of the century, but every now and then it leaves a small bucket of serendipity amongst all the toxicity...

Smut Clyde said...

Guard the kidneys, old chum!

With the keas on one hand and the bow-wielding unipeds and skraelings on the other, we're stuffed.

Substance McGravitas said...

And that one idiot hobbit threw the best weapon in the volcano.

mikey said...

He clearly was concerned about a war crimes trial in The Hague...

vacuumslayer said...

I've been called "the clown of the mountains," too,which is weird cuz I don't even live in the mountains plus I am a very serious person.

Another Kiwi said...

Uh pink ears, ma'am, just sayin'

vacuumslayer said...

I am as god made me, sir.