Upon reflection, I do not really want to know where the other end of the rope is attached.UPDATED for mikey in comments with Bonus Glen Baxter.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Even worse than a booby-trap
Upon reflection, I do not really want to know where the other end of the rope is attached.UPDATED for mikey in comments with Bonus Glen Baxter.
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"Here's my hat, what's my hurry?"
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Early print efforts for Tampax commercials were somewhat negatively received.
It is not well known that primitive abortions were informed by cartoon tooth extraction....
Upon reflection, I do not really want to know where the other end of the rope is attached.
Without Rule 34, the net would have no rules.
I just....
Um....
Never mind
I think it's proper protocol to doff your hat when you're in a room with a naked lady with a rope in her whatsit.
Hmmm. I think she's trying to fix his leg. It's weirdly attached. She was just laying around naked with nothing better to do anyway.
It's weirdly attached.
If this is Attachment Parenting at work, I want none of it.
What do you do with boobies once you trap them?
They're the BAIT, VS. Like gin-traps.
I think that she has to eat naked. Look at the mess on the floor, vegetables all over the place. Then he husband comes home and says "I heard this cool joke about a piece of string, today. I can't quite remember it".
The maid has seen it all before and is waiting for him to drop his hat.
What do you do with boobies once you trap them?
Wow. Hmm.
Would you prefer your answer presented as a bulleted list or as a narrative paragraph?
Or two?
Like gin-traps Bait a trap with gin and you've got me.
They're the BAIT, VS. Like gin-traps.
SC is a master at baits.
Rope? I took it to be a worm of some sort.
It's not the umbilical cord. That would just be wrong.
My umbilical cord was unreasonably long. Twisted up all around LC and was choking him on the journey out. Scary stuff.
And I still think trapping boobies is redundant. Duh, that's what bras are for.
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