Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Even worse than a booby-trap

Upon reflection, I do not really want to know where the other end of the rope is attached.

UPDATED for mikey in comments with Bonus Glen Baxter.

17 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Here's my hat, what's my hurry?"
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fish said...

Early print efforts for Tampax commercials were somewhat negatively received.

mikey said...

It is not well known that primitive abortions were informed by cartoon tooth extraction....

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Upon reflection, I do not really want to know where the other end of the rope is attached.

Without Rule 34, the net would have no rules.

Von said...

I just....
Um....
Never mind

Substance McGravitas said...

I think it's proper protocol to doff your hat when you're in a room with a naked lady with a rope in her whatsit.

wiley said...

Hmmm. I think she's trying to fix his leg. It's weirdly attached. She was just laying around naked with nothing better to do anyway.

Smut Clyde said...

It's weirdly attached.

If this is Attachment Parenting at work, I want none of it.

vacuumslayer said...

What do you do with boobies once you trap them?

Smut Clyde said...

They're the BAIT, VS. Like gin-traps.

Another Kiwi said...

I think that she has to eat naked. Look at the mess on the floor, vegetables all over the place. Then he husband comes home and says "I heard this cool joke about a piece of string, today. I can't quite remember it".
The maid has seen it all before and is waiting for him to drop his hat.

mikey said...

What do you do with boobies once you trap them?

Wow. Hmm.

Would you prefer your answer presented as a bulleted list or as a narrative paragraph?

Or two?

Trevor said...

Like gin-traps Bait a trap with gin and you've got me.

fish said...

They're the BAIT, VS. Like gin-traps.

SC is a master at baits.

Pupienus Maximus said...

Rope? I took it to be a worm of some sort.

Smut Clyde said...

It's not the umbilical cord. That would just be wrong.

vacuumslayer said...

My umbilical cord was unreasonably long. Twisted up all around LC and was choking him on the journey out. Scary stuff.

And I still think trapping boobies is redundant. Duh, that's what bras are for.