Tuesday, June 12, 2012

This music-video production business is harder than it looks

"Let's have someone dancing on a moving giant turntable!" said Another Kiwi. "No-one's ever done that before! Greenish Hugh can pretend to play the drainage-grill solo!"

I was told there would be naked ladies on the turntable as well. Hello, NOT SEEING ANY NAKED LADIES.
I have no idea what the emu eggs are doing there but they're not helping. The song is titled "Solve for x", FFS. We may need better voice-recognition software.

13 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I was told there would be naked ladies on the turntable as well. Hello, NOT SEEING ANY NAKED LADIES.

Sha'n't... be... back!!!

ckc (not kc) said...

...I can never get my barbecue grill quite in tune - maybe I should wear a waffle in my hat

Substance McGravitas said...

The turntables can be dangerous. Be careful!

mikey said...

This is messed up. And not in a good way.

The dood in the mosh pit is into curling, but nobody would give him a broom. Or a beer. So he's stuck with jumping ass over teakettle. I'm serious.

On the left the dood has pulled marshmallows out of his hat. Why the fuck did he have marshmallows in his hat? Ask HIM, fer fucks sake, I'm drinking here. He wants to toast them, he even puts them on skewers, but nobody will light fires. Or farts.

To his left the dood sharpens his knife on the grille. Why? Hell, it's not making any sense to me. You'd think he'd put some fish or venison on the goddam thing, but no, he wants to try and make music with it. I'm thinking he's been all up in the ergot and now if you've got any sense you won't go to sleep before he does...

Smut Clyde said...

He wants to toast them, he even puts them on skewers

AK has confiscated the drummer's sticks. He will not be having with 15-MINUTE DRUM SOLOS.

Another Kiwi said...

14.30 is fine BUT NOT 15.00 the selfish fucker.

wiley said...

What does that guy playing the bagpipes have shoved up his butt? That looks uncomfortable. As someone who does not like the sound of bagpipes, however, I rather enjoy seeing a bagpipe player who appears to haves something shoved uncomfortably up his butt.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I can't BELIEVE wiley dropped a shovel comment before I did. Here I am, drunkenly wandering hither and yon through the dank, poorly lit corners of the bloggerhood making incomprehensible shovel references, and suddenly at Riddled I have been SHOVEL-BLOCKED!

O well played, wiley. Well played indeed.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

AK has confiscated the drummer's sticks. He will not be having with 15-MINUTE DRUM SOLOS.

How dare he, on this day of a NEW RUSH ALBUM.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OK, 'shoved' vs. 'shovel'


Yeah, I always say that self-pwnage is the best pwnage.

vacuumslayer said...

Wearing a vinyl record on your hiney seems really impractical. As soon as you sit down its gonna break! Duh!

vacuumslayer said...

If I ever think of anything halfway clever to say; I make sure to ruin it with syntax and spelling errors. It makes it so much more interesting for the reader!

Another Kiwi said...

Jeepers! There's a sin tax now? Why that bad Obama! He's a black person you know.