Sunday, July 29, 2012

Annals of Projection: Frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

Who would win?

Alar the Thief, aboard the Solarion Nine solar probe floating within the sun's chromosphere, projecting light-beams from his future-evolved eyes...
Or Culla the Pring, aboard the solar probe Sundiver floating within the sun's chromosphere, projecting laser beams from his alien eyes?
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In other news... here the twelve conspirators, on the signal from their leader, focus the coherent light beams from their newly-opened pineal-gland Third Eyes upon the target. The Tyrant Sky-Fairy thought he was safe from any assassination attempt from his subjects, whose puny emissions were individually no match for his shields. He had never considered the possibility that they might be capable of this level of cooperation.
It is NOT A MAYPOLE DANCE.

9 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

...jerking imperceptibly is my specialty

Another Kiwi said...

I vote for the Michael Jackson Zombie on the David Brin bookcover. With or without lasers, he is baad!

Substance McGravitas said...

I vote for hidden vagenda.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You say "fake" Sun Ghosts...I say "ORBS!"
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tigris said...

Marypole dance?

mikey said...

The way I understood the canon is that when you hit a Shield with a laser you got an atomic explosion.

Double Plus ungood...

Smut Clyde said...

Ah, but when Harness endowed his characters in "Paradox Men" with bullet-stopping Shields (as an excuse to have them sword-fighting instead), that was *before* Herbert included Shields in "Dune", and so is more canonical...

wiley said...

The Holy Laser Marionettes--- now there was an act of God!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Laser Apostles is better than Laser Zep!