Monday, July 30, 2012

Explained to me by a taxi driver

After the Japanese overran Singapore during WW-2, people lost faith in conventional artillery.* They were determined not to be caught out again.

That is why they have now perfected the ultimate defense... a railgun that fires Paralympians.

* Equally useless: their Singapore Slings.


mikey said...

But the more pressing question is this:

If I spit my gum on that brick walkway, would they cane me or hit me with bricks?

Or perhaps BRICs?

Sirius Lunacy said...

Just what, exactly, do these rail guns rail against?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This machine fires rails.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This machine fires rails.

You can modify it so it can use gallinules as ammo.

Smut Clyde said...


Substance McGravitas said...

Why would people want railguns when they have perfectly good carguns?