1. Without uniform
So the n00bie with the beak is asking his mentor "Wait, what? What are the brooms for? That guy hasn't done anything to us. What for you do this thing?" The answer is of course "TRADITION!!!", but it is hard for his mate to explain. It would save a lot of mentoring in the ways of demonkind if they simply gave him one of the uniforms with the bitey shoulder-cuffs.2. With uniform
These guys, for instance, abandoned their principles the moment they received the Bunny-ears of Authoriteh and now they're all "Just following orders. Rules are rules -- no bathing caps. Can't make an exception. It's more than my job's worth".
"King Death hath bunny ears", as Thomas Lovett Beddoes
UPDATED with Better Photographs.
Including ACCIDENTAL BUNNY-EAR.
(a temp-agency shop window, at night, lit from behind so the potplant shows through)
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the Bunny-ears of Authoriteh
Calling vs....
P.S. What happened, you spill wine into the laptop? You know my old winetop finally got better, after I got a new one...
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Some people remain authoritarian out of uniform, like Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.
"What for you do this thing?" The answer is of course "TRADITION!!!"
I thought it was because they're all just college guys.
Those feet look familiar...
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Then Beakface sez, "Tell me I'm not going to have demons in funny places in a couple of years."
Bikini waxing in Hell.
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What are the brooms for?
CURLING. Ask the moose-billed platypus, he knows.
These guys, for instance, abandoned their principles the moment they received the Bunny-ears of Authoriteh
Now you'll get hits for "Bob's Burgers hentai".
"Bob's Burgers hentai"
Ha! We steal VS's traffic all the time.
What happened, you spill wine into the laptop?
Singapore. It doesn't like the heat or the humidity.
Turns out that the best way to beat the heat AND the humidity is to start the day at the public swimming-pool around the corner, speeding back and forth.* Sadly, this is not so helpful for laptops.
* Was going to say "doing laps" but that would not be wise with this crowd.
Sometimes I get the feeling that pink bunny ears don't inspire feelings of fear and reverence in you all. Very disappointing.
You gave it your best shot, VS. Maybe the wow look on your face detracts?
covers face with finger
Nope. Those are just not scary ears. Go figure.
wiley, I think maybe the addition of a mustache or fangs may scare the snark out of these jokers.
Smut Clyde spilled wine into Singapore?
For the life of me, I cannot figure out how that damages a computer in New Zealand.
Have you considered tentacles, VS?
Well, I know who has. *cough*, tigris,*cough*
It's safe to assume that all regular visitors to Riddled have considered tentacles.
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