Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Q. Which divinity does one invoke to ensure a successful barbecue?

A. The Grate God Pan.

Ha! The feral babies fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.

27 comments:

mikey said...

Ha! They fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.

Seems risky - I understand that the Cyanoacrylate/Pan reaction is highly exothermic.

Of course, if I was one of the naked kids with superglue on my hands, I bet I'd be the one who decided it was necessary to scratch my balls...

Smut Clyde said...

Ow Pan! Ow Pan! Ow Pan!

Sirius Lunacy said...

Never ever invite Aura to a barbecue. She always stands on the other side of the grill and makes the smoke blow into your eyes. But if Andhrímnir is not busy he's handy to have around.

Substance McGravitas said...

While The Lovely Daughter and I were climbing the "mountain" we occupied ourselves with Oscar the Grouch-style gods.

So:

PEEEUUS
Scara
Appalling
Fartemis
Haties
Wormies
Pooseidon.

We agreed that the poop jokes probably wouldn't make it on Sesame Street.

fish said...

Mmmmm. Babies are extra tasty.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Needs more Paula Deen.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

P.S. Speaking of nekkid babbies, Nekkid Capitalism sure has a lot to say about New Zed these days.
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wiley said...

Hilarity will ensue when he trips that baby.

Smut Clyde said...

Nekkid Capitalism sure has a lot to say about New Zed these days.

Money-laundering -- or in this case, corporate ownership laundering -- is a growth industry,

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm with TIM KALEMKARIAN!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

We agreed that the poop jokes probably wouldn't make it on Sesame Street.

Scatsame Street was a major hit in Germany.

tigris said...

I'm with TIM KALEMKARIAN!

I hate that guy SO MUCH!

Another Kiwi said...

TIM IS A REHAL AMURRICAN

el Manquécito said...

Tim Kalemkarian: rodent or mustelid?

oops, RODENT OR MUSTELID?

Substance McGravitas said...

The TIM KALEMKARIAN image search is still working out well.

fish said...

I believe mine is at #5.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Why hasn't TIM KALEMKARIAN released his tax returns?

Also, birth certificate.

Sirius Lunacy said...

"Tim Kalemkarian: rodent or mustelid?"


He's an enchanter!

Another Kiwi said...

Mustelids on sausage inna bun. Not rodents, just sayin'

fish said...

The old gods are dead he deadpanned.

tigris said...

Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.

vacuumslayer said...

Wasn't Hera the goddess of the hearth? How does BBQ without fire? Also, wouldn't Pan be a little afraid of becoming one of courses?

vacuumslayer said...

one. How does ONE?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ONE is the loneliest BBQ...
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Smut Clyde said...

Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.

We see what you do there.

Smut Clyde said...

Never ever invite Aura to a barbecue.

Also, no jokes about "Rosy-fingered dawn" -- it turns out that Dawn has no sense of humour.
Also too any remarks about "The piper at the gaits of Dawn" are ABLEIST.

fish said...

Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.

Zamfir I have gone too far.