Ha! The feral babies fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Q. Which divinity does one invoke to ensure a successful barbecue?
A. The Grate God Pan.
Ha! The feral babies fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.
Ha! The feral babies fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.
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Ha! They fall for the old "superglue on the hands" trick EVERY TIME.
Seems risky - I understand that the Cyanoacrylate/Pan reaction is highly exothermic.
Of course, if I was one of the naked kids with superglue on my hands, I bet I'd be the one who decided it was necessary to scratch my balls...
Ow Pan! Ow Pan! Ow Pan!
Never ever invite Aura to a barbecue. She always stands on the other side of the grill and makes the smoke blow into your eyes. But if Andhrímnir is not busy he's handy to have around.
While The Lovely Daughter and I were climbing the "mountain" we occupied ourselves with Oscar the Grouch-style gods.
So:
PEEEUUS
Scara
Appalling
Fartemis
Haties
Wormies
Pooseidon.
We agreed that the poop jokes probably wouldn't make it on Sesame Street.
Mmmmm. Babies are extra tasty.
Needs more Paula Deen.
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P.S. Speaking of nekkid babbies, Nekkid Capitalism sure has a lot to say about New Zed these days.
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Hilarity will ensue when he trips that baby.
Nekkid Capitalism sure has a lot to say about New Zed these days.
Money-laundering -- or in this case, corporate ownership laundering -- is a growth industry,
I'm with TIM KALEMKARIAN!
We agreed that the poop jokes probably wouldn't make it on Sesame Street.
Scatsame Street was a major hit in Germany.
I'm with TIM KALEMKARIAN!
I hate that guy SO MUCH!
TIM IS A REHAL AMURRICAN
Tim Kalemkarian: rodent or mustelid?
oops, RODENT OR MUSTELID?
The TIM KALEMKARIAN image search is still working out well.
I believe mine is at #5.
Why hasn't TIM KALEMKARIAN released his tax returns?
Also, birth certificate.
"Tim Kalemkarian: rodent or mustelid?"
He's an enchanter!
Mustelids on sausage inna bun. Not rodents, just sayin'
The old gods are dead he deadpanned.
Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.
Wasn't Hera the goddess of the hearth? How does BBQ without fire? Also, wouldn't Pan be a little afraid of becoming one of courses?
one. How does ONE?
ONE is the loneliest BBQ...
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Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.
We see what you do there.
Never ever invite Aura to a barbecue.
Also, no jokes about "Rosy-fingered dawn" -- it turns out that Dawn has no sense of humour.
Also too any remarks about "The piper at the gaits of Dawn" are ABLEIST.
Look at Feesh, Machen a joke.
Zamfir I have gone too far.
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