Everyone knows that his bight is worse than his B.Arch.Searching Google Image for "Love in Bondage" was neither helpful nor SFW.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Love will not be earning his merit badge for Autoerotic Self-bondage
It was entirely predictable that Love would fail at the knot-tying part. After all, he has an architecture degree.
Everyone knows that his bight is worse than his B.Arch.
Searching Google Image for "Love in Bondage" was neither helpful nor SFW.
Everyone knows that his bight is worse than his B.Arch.Searching Google Image for "Love in Bondage" was neither helpful nor SFW.
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I like that the lady who's comforting him has her headphones on.
"Yeah, it's sad, you know, that... that didn't work. Hmm hmmm hmm. Cheer-up old thing. hmm hmm hmm. Technically ABBA were brilliant, you know."
I think she's listening to this, A.K.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBU6gOpwF4o
Smutto is, of course, on the list.
Also, I have a M.Arch. It's worth $2.14. But when one has a Master's, one prefers shackles and belts. Tying is for noobs.
The Autoerotic Self-bondage handbook (heh, handbook) says that you should not even attempt to tie any knots until after you've donned the two wetsuits.
yeah, so now I will be listening to the Mekons all day.
Probably crack the Office Rum around lunchtime also.
See what you did, Mistah Clyde?
She's not even ATTEMPTING to help him tie his hands. Shows you how worthless Hope is.
He should have used velcro and ditched the purple wings. I mean, really. Purple wings. Check out any personal ad or profile--- I dare you to find anyone who is looking for love with a pair of purple wings. It's beastly and not even nasty.
On the other hand, portable featherbed.
Oh crap, those are WINGS. I thought it was the back of an especially ornate loveseat.
If they are wings, she's going to be listening to "Venus and Mars"
Wings never did a song about bondage, AK.
The Cure, maybe.
Oh crap, those are WINGS.
Festooned with thorns. This is not going to work with the water-bed (or so I hear from a friend).
I dare you to find anyone who is looking for love with a pair of purple wings.
*hides salt shaker*
Who lets the gimp sleep on a bed, Smut?
I begin to suspect you don't know what you are talking about in this area.
This is generally true but has not stopped me yet.
Also too I think we have used "Wings Whetted Down" as a title in the past, so no 'BOC lyrics' tag this time. We have standards.
We have standards.
who knew?
I dare you to find anyone who is looking for love with a pair of purple wings.
On the internet? I bet you get at least a half million hits.
I was wrong. You get 3.4 million hits just in images alone.
who knew?
This kind of unhelpful comment is why I am going to head home from the pub, plug in the camera, and upload photographs from Duesseldorf of the worst offenses of Starchitecture.
the worst offenses of Starchitecture.
Hah. If I was a Starchitect, that might bother me. But it would be cushioned by the bushels of money, and the security of knowing nobody will sue when the roof inevitably leaks.
I am going to head home from the pub, plug in the camera, and upload photographs
Hilarity will ensue, without a doubt.
And radios.
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Radios? Do they appear?
Only in 1963, as you well know, Smut Clyde.
Self-bandage if you ask me, & I know you didn't.
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