Thursday, July 12, 2012

Love will not be earning his merit badge for Autoerotic Self-bondage

It was entirely predictable that Love would fail at the knot-tying part. After all, he has an architecture degree.
Everyone knows that his bight is worse than his B.Arch.

Searching Google Image for "Love in Bondage" was neither helpful nor SFW.

26 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

I like that the lady who's comforting him has her headphones on.
"Yeah, it's sad, you know, that... that didn't work. Hmm hmmm hmm. Cheer-up old thing. hmm hmm hmm. Technically ABBA were brilliant, you know."

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think she's listening to this, A.K.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBU6gOpwF4o

Smutto is, of course, on the list.

Also, I have a M.Arch. It's worth $2.14. But when one has a Master's, one prefers shackles and belts. Tying is for noobs.

Sirius Lunacy said...

The Autoerotic Self-bondage handbook (heh, handbook) says that you should not even attempt to tie any knots until after you've donned the two wetsuits.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yeah, so now I will be listening to the Mekons all day.

Probably crack the Office Rum around lunchtime also.

See what you did, Mistah Clyde?

Substance McGravitas said...

She's not even ATTEMPTING to help him tie his hands. Shows you how worthless Hope is.

wiley said...

He should have used velcro and ditched the purple wings. I mean, really. Purple wings. Check out any personal ad or profile--- I dare you to find anyone who is looking for love with a pair of purple wings. It's beastly and not even nasty.

Substance McGravitas said...

On the other hand, portable featherbed.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Oh crap, those are WINGS. I thought it was the back of an especially ornate loveseat.

Another Kiwi said...

If they are wings, she's going to be listening to "Venus and Mars"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Wings never did a song about bondage, AK.

The Cure, maybe.

Smut Clyde said...

Oh crap, those are WINGS.
Festooned with thorns. This is not going to work with the water-bed (or so I hear from a friend).

tigris said...

I dare you to find anyone who is looking for love with a pair of purple wings.

*hides salt shaker*

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Who lets the gimp sleep on a bed, Smut?

I begin to suspect you don't know what you are talking about in this area.

Smut Clyde said...

This is generally true but has not stopped me yet.

Smut Clyde said...

Also too I think we have used "Wings Whetted Down" as a title in the past, so no 'BOC lyrics' tag this time. We have standards.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

We have standards.

who knew?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I dare you to find anyone who is looking for love with a pair of purple wings.

On the internet? I bet you get at least a half million hits.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I was wrong. You get 3.4 million hits just in images alone.

Smut Clyde said...

who knew?

This kind of unhelpful comment is why I am going to head home from the pub, plug in the camera, and upload photographs from Duesseldorf of the worst offenses of Starchitecture.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

the worst offenses of Starchitecture.

Hah. If I was a Starchitect, that might bother me. But it would be cushioned by the bushels of money, and the security of knowing nobody will sue when the roof inevitably leaks.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am going to head home from the pub, plug in the camera, and upload photographs

Hilarity will ensue, without a doubt.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

And radios.
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Smut Clyde said...

Radios? Do they appear?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Only in 1963, as you well know, Smut Clyde.

M. Bouffant said...

Self-bandage if you ask me, & I know you didn't.