Saturday, August 18, 2012

OMFSM it's a Giant Blemmys Pursuing Ann Althouse!

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How many other sites offer you Blemmyes in TWO SPEEDS?




Dear 'Nuremburg Chronicle' Editor
Today I saw the first farting tap-dancing alien of Spring. He was wearing a Scramble Suit and chasing Ann Althouse. Then the dough boiling in oil suddenly shot out of kitchen pots.
Yours
Horace Arbuthnot-Cholmondeley (Col.) (ret.)



This Blemmyes is waiting patiently for Substance McGravitas to give him a jetpack. PATIENTLY I say.

12 comments:

mikey said...

I've been here for the whole damn evolution of the whole damn thing and I STILL feel like I don't get it...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

She's going to have get another box of majike elixir...
~

Smut Clyde said...

I STILL feel like I don't get it...
Would you prefer her to be pursued by a farting tap-dancing winged alien?

ckc (not kc) said...

Female hyenas have pseudo-penises which make them look like males.

...what a laugh

Substance McGravitas said...

Some think it must be a crushing disappointment to have a pseudo-penis but it's really not that bad.

Substance McGravitas said...

How could those strides be other than purposeful?

Maybe a tad long.

ckc (not kc) said...

if it were a stance, it might be wide

(2 things going at the same speed is 2 speeds?)

Another Kiwi said...

I cannot abide pseudo intellectual peni. Posers!

M. Bouffant said...

I'd hate to see the A-Lemmy.

Willy said...

Hey! My eyes are down here!

Substance McGravitas said...

There's no New Zealand jetpack program?

mikey said...

Would you prefer her to be pursued by a farting tap-dancing winged alien?

Why, yes, in fact I would.

I am much more comfortable with reality based animation....