Saturday, August 18, 2012
How many other sites offer you Blemmyes in TWO SPEEDS?
Dear 'Nuremburg Chronicle' Editor
Today I saw the first farting tap-dancing alien of Spring. He was wearing a Scramble Suit and chasing Ann Althouse. Then the dough boiling in oil suddenly shot out of kitchen pots.
Horace Arbuthnot-Cholmondeley (Col.) (ret.)
This Blemmyes is waiting patiently for Substance McGravitas to give him a jetpack. PATIENTLY I say.