Monday, August 20, 2012

I have felt your presents.

The latest round "Riddled's got Talent" was not quite the ratings smash hit that Peasemold-Gruntfuttock Productions said it would be. There was only one judge, Evangeline van Hoslterin's Gran who doesn't actually like, well, anything that anyone can remember.

Here she is giving the thumbs down to Greenish Hugh and her vile grandnephew Throgmorton's version of "Waiting for Godot" or "The matyrship of St. Stephen and his brother Tom". We never did find out which one what with Van Holsterin seniors  shouting "Get off you Communists!" and the  frantic button pressing.

Smut and I await our turn to perform the "Luke I am your father" scene from Star Wars which was described by the Eketahuna Journeyman as "Hopelessly derivative" and by Mrs van Holsterin "Full of Communist lies".
From the photo you can see the botch-up that the Props Pixies made. A fecking tree! Inna spacship!!! We shall have to cut their Cocoa rations again.
Still it was a  nice set and made a change from scrubbing the evolvamat. I keep telling people, "Flounders is about as far as those fish go". But does anyone listen?


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's no way to talk about the Reverend Mother, A.K.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jennifer is waiting for you to rewrap* those, by the way.

* And not rerap.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have felt your presents.

A change in the weather?

mikey said...

Those fecking hippies in Sedona are annoying for a whole BUNCHA reasons, but the way they let their little necked babies crawl around crapping and peeing on everything is the WORST.


mikey said...

In Flounders Fields the fishies grow
Between the kelp beds, row on row
They mark their place there in the sea
With steams of little Flounder pee
Scarce smelt amid the snails below

Substance McGravitas said...

Trees and apples. What could go wrong?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

A fecking tree! Inna spacship!!!

Spacship? A ship made out of filling compound?

Another Kiwi said...

Nice one Mikey. But that Flounder poem was a bit flat, dontcha think?

fish said...

Every summer, we hit the beach with drinks in hand to watch the annual flounder eye migration.

mikey said...

If'n you ask me, not enough poems contain references to pee...

Another Kiwi said...

Indeed Mikey. The only thing I can think of is Sir Elton John's
"And it seems to me
that you lived your life
like pissing into the wind"

Another Kiwi said...

Who is that Benny Gesterat Thundra? I never heard of the bum.

Smut Clyde said...

ITTGDY has a lot of buttzpah.

Scarce smelt amid the snails below
They're going to be even scarcer if other fishes keep pissing on them.

wiley said...

Are those the radical union models who insist that they pose anyway they want and the painter has to just deal with it?

Simon Cowell said...

"OMG, this is all wrong. Empire Strikes Back?" I think not. Too many Cherubim, not enough Seraphim. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. I now have eye cancer from having having been witness this theatrical abortion.

Paula, I see that flask.