Friday, August 17, 2012

Q; Where does a Sopworth Camel land? A: On an aerodromedary

"You would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half camel," the Sergeant remarked. "As one rides a camel across the rocky roadsteads of the desert, the fierce repeated wallops between the humph of the camel and the human organ pressed into it with promiscuous propinquity causes agitation of the little shining adams comprehending them both, and it is inevitable that mollycules of one should change places with mollycules of the other. That camel's humph is over seventy percent nates and there is very little hope of ever getting his number below fifty again."

"Not Bactrian but Buttrian," said Joe.

UPDATE: I for one prefer not to speculate about the molecular-interchanging activities that resulted in Half Man Half Biscuit.

9 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Pls. advise the skinny dame that photo-bombing is so last something ...

mikey said...

It's like the rat patrol!

Umm, without the jeeps and the cheesy dialog...

Smut Clyde said...

I do not know why the skinny dame is inspecting the camels' hindquarters so closely. It may be an immigration screening.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I do not know why the skinny dame is inspecting the camels' hindquarters so closely. It may be an immigration screening.

Casting couch for camels?

Substance McGravitas said...

Lovely lady humps are to be celebrated.

Smut Clyde said...

It's like the rat patrol!
Umm, without the jeeps and the cheesy dialog...


Sadly, there are no camel scenes in Play Dirty.

Smut Clyde said...

Casting couch for camels?

We may need a Not to Mention Camels tag.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"One hump or two?"
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Another Kiwi said...

Never mind that what about Eddy Merckx?