Monday, September 3, 2012

The yolk's on you

Ho ho Xeni Jardin. I suppose you think that's funny:
It is omelette without the prince of SHUT UP SMUT.

In the ideal world the three-wheeler egg wagon would have collided with a milk delivery van, and police would have taken both drivers into custardy.

14 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Turn over the goods, you tarts!
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Smut Clyde said...

Spoken like a hard-boiled detective.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm a softie for mayonnaise.
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vacuumslayer said...

I expect this thread to be eggsellent.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

One man gathers what another man spills.
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Smut Clyde said...

What is the penalty in China for poaching?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

This thread is ova.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

But zrm, the plot is just beginning to hatch.
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Another Kiwi said...

Is this the egg carton network?

M. Bouffant said...

Sm*t got a shout-out.

vacuumslayer said...

omg, promise you'll still talk to us when you get famous, Smut.

Smut Clyde said...

In my acceptance speech I will mention all the little people who made it possible.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Sm*t got a shout-out.

Who the hell is this Sm*t Cl*de character? Is he related to Smut Clyde? And why does he redact parts of his name, are they dirteez? Smit Clode? Smyt Cleede?

On Saturday, I got a linky from C&L. It made my page hits go fecking nuts. It was like Riddled. I felt like Ak for a minute.

Another Kiwi said...

No one can feel like I do, no one. you bastards!