Comity and jollity do not abide amongst the punters at the Old Entomologist tonight for it is All Hallow's Eve in Kiwiland, and head barmaid Evangeline van Holsterin has rezoned the Garden Bar (usually the venue of midweek Unsober Minigolf) as a Feast of Fright for the Family. There is a piñata and scary staged mannequin scenes but NO BEER OUTSIDE. Note also the lamentable lack of Sexy Honey-Badger Costumes.
AK was better-prepared. In the foreground he is showing off the Bag-o-Poo that he will dole out to the next little fecker who honey-badgers him for a 'trick or treat'. No wonder tigris is wiping her nose on a fruitbat. He has shortened his name to 'A' because we are all on first-name terms, and in the hope of remaining anonymous.