Thursday, October 18, 2012

I no can haz cheezeburger


It's "Mosaic" because there is no cheese slice to react in a noxious anti-Leviticus synergy with the meat component of the burger .

Someone in the advertising agency think they're so clever.

Foteau from here.

Also belatedly UPDATED with bonus belly dancing:

18 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Shit, we never get the good stuff from Mickey D's. In the United Snakes, it's all McRibs & shakes that make your poop green.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I hear the keas go nuts for it.

fish said...

Next up in racist marketing:

McFried Rice:
"Lice is so gleat!" (make squinty eyes when saying this)

McHindi Veggie Burger:
"Just follow the bouncing dot on your head!"

McIrish Burger:
"Great hangover food after you had one (or ten) too many Guinesses."

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The McDouble is a nasty overcooked double burger with some sort of imitation cheese product on top to make it seem like it isn't a bunch of burnt grease.

/ recently tried one, for the halibut

P.S. There is no halibut.
~

mikey said...

Huh. I s'pose.

But I figured that it was a "mosaic" out of homage to that noted Moroccan Marc Andreesen...

vacuumslayer said...

"If you think we make beef unappealing and unhealthy, just try our lamb!"

Another Kiwi said...

Ahhhh belly dancing! I had not seen that. It's funny because they do belly dancing in Morrocco and McD's make your belly swell up.

mikey said...

Although, I will say that a good, well-prepared lamb burger is richer and more interesting than about anything you can do with beef. Although the WackyWiki informs me that Moroccan lamb store their fat in their tails and therefore don't have the 'pungent flavor' of western lamb.

Well fuck it then. Let the goddam things grow into sheep and make cheese instead...

Substance McGravitas said...

Vera's does some tasty lamb burgers.

Smut Clyde said...

It's funny because they do belly dancing in Morrocco

-- Morocco being the same place as Egypt and Turkey.
Though it does appear from teh Google that belly dancing is developing a following in Morocco, its popularity raised by Shakira concerts and by UK belly-dancing troupes.

Another Kiwi said...

Morocco being the same place as Egypt and Turkey. Well, all being filed under "foreign".

Another Kiwi said...

Vera's is uncomplicated. I like that in binder women.
Chili Cheese Dog “Ya got your chili...ya got your cheese.”

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A.K., what's all this I read about "occasional forgetfulness" being part of ‘ordinary kiwi guy, everyman charm’?
~

Another Kiwi said...

Well, let me see, I got it written down somewhere, hold on...

vacuumslayer said...

its popularity raised by Shakira

It's always Shakira.

Another Kiwi said...

Resist the spread of Shakira Law

Smut Clyde said...

It's always Shakira.
Clause 1 of the Riddled Mission Statement.

M. Bouffant said...

McG, tell Vera that the full line is, "You can lick our chops but you can't beat our meat."