Saturday, October 20, 2012

This telephone kills fascists lobsterbacks

New from the Riddled Gift Shoppe!
You can never have too many novelty telephone handpieces.

12 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

These are quite popular w/ people in my sector.

Haven't seen any w/ the cottontail, however.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Tipucanoe and Tigris, too!
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Substance McGravitas said...

In my day we had to make do with ocelots.

Whale Chowder said...

So...the mouthpiece is the tiger's pecker? That's...special.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Et tu, Babou?
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vacuumslayer said...

You can never have too many novelty telephone
Agreed.

Smut Clyde said...

'Aaaaand, the World's Most Embarrassing Murder Weapon, Blunt Instrument category goes to...'

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'll see vs and Smut and raise.

P.S. I realize that that old porno-phone is worth much more. Would one have to keep it stored in one's safe? It is the bees' knees, after all.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

'Aaaaand, the World's Most Embarrassing Murder Weapon, Blunt Instrument category goes to...'

Yep, more embarrassing than an oosik.

Smut Clyde said...

that old porno-phone
It's all very well to boast of dialling the alphabet with one's tongue, but how many people can do it in Devanagari script?

fish said...

Curse you WC for beating me to the punchline.

I am pretty sure the tiger's eyes roll back after really long phone calls.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hah. That's not a phone. Phones don't have cords.