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Others eke out a more settled existence by selling their venom to erectile-dysfunction researchers, who believe that it causes engorgement of the engorgeables,* i.e. SURPRISE EREKSHUN.** Much of the research focusses on the problem of persuading the spider to bite the intended body part.
In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.That must be particularly disconcerting for women.
"The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort," said study team member Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia.
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* Not to be confused with 'priapism' which is a bodily transformation into a priapulid worm. 
** Not desirable in supermarkets, except on Singles Night, hence the unpopularity of the spider in Northern Europe
13 comments:
crappiest bOC lyric EVER.
I think you will find, sir, that these are actually Kim Dotcom lyrics. Though hilarity would surely ensue if he and BOC were to collaborate.
Jonathan Richman should write those spiders a song.
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said study team member Romulo Leite
Very interesting, Dr. Milk, if that is indeed your real name.
Clicking through links--Wikipedia on banana spiders to Wikipedia in priapism--brought me here, to a guy named Wolf who sued BMW because his bike gives him a boner.
Last year when I was briefly gainfully employed the company I worked for had an Enterprise Salesperson named Miriam who was from Ireland, was 6'2" tall and quite nicely dressed, although it is fair to say that her little black dress was only little in the most relative, or perhaps ironic sense.
She gave me a boner. Every time.
And yesterday, out of the blue (h/t to Nice Guy Eddie) she pinged me with a linkedin request.
THAT gave me a boner too...
That's nice, mikey, but I would be wary of 6'2" spiders named "Miriam."
One would think that priapism spiders would hitch rides on banana hammocks, rather than banana boats.
Sure, Irish women will give you a boner but will they ever take one?
A reasonable question, El, but in many ways it might be a good thing if she didn't.
I'm pretty sure she could hurt me very badly, entirely by accident.
Of course, THAT also gives me a boner...
but I would be wary of 6'2" spiders named "Miriam."
If nothing else, you're going to spend a lot more time shopping for shoes when your SO has eight legs.
a guy named Wolf who sued BMW because his bike gives him a boner.
Yes, it was probably a mistake to market a bicycle with fishnet stockings.
Will no-one think of the molecule exchange?
are a genus of defensive and highly venomous spiders
Never call tag fail on a Brazilian wandering spider.
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