a special script, the Celestial Alphabet. It could have been Papyrus or Comic Sans so we dodged a bullet there.*
1629 star-map, for the sky is actually written in Chinese characters (as shown by Chinese astronomers long before).
It is only a matter of time before the ideologues in Beijing use this priority to announce hegemony over the sky, which has always been an integral, inviolable portion of the Chinese homeland.
* This is a metaphor, people; the Riddled staff are not normally in the habit of moving sharply to avoid cans of malt liquor flung at them in exasperation.