Wednesday, December 19, 2012

"The Book of Sand, Smut's head, and the Riddled Beer Fridge." "I'll take 'Things that are bigger on the inside than on the outside', Alex"

Do not buy reconditioned space / time vehicles for use as a beer fridge from shady individuals who are reticent about personal details other than a claim to a Ph.D -- especially if they regenerate their physical identity every few years in an attempt to avoid pursuit.

As promised, the Riddled Beer Fridge does appear to be larger on the inside than on the outside, though only to the extent that a clearly-labeled six-pack left within it one night is lost in infinite space when one goes looking for it the next day during an attack of unexpected sobriety. What is really inconvenient, though, is when the beer-fridge just disappears from the office, only to be found some time later in the middle of bush along the Polehill Track.

If we catch up with that mysterious vender, he will be hoist on his own petardis.

9 comments:

OBS said...

What is really inconvenient, though, is when the beer-fridge just disappears from the office, only to be found some time later in the middle of bush along the Polehill Track.

With the beer replaced by boots! The horror!

mikey said...

If you want one of those beers, the easiest way to get there is to take the train.

El Manquécito said...

a clearly-labeled six-pack left within it one night is lost in infinite space when one goes looking for it

Show me a beer fridge in which this miracle does not occur.

tigris said...

Smut is YET AGAIN trying to claim his name is "Ale." It is not and no one is fooled.

Substance McGravitas said...

The thing that pisses me off about those things is that you read the fine print on the warranty and there is an asterisk beside "infinity".

Smut Clyde said...

the easiest way to get there is to take the train.

What kind of a sick twisted person would graffiti a locomotive with the gravitational field equation? Other than mikey, I mean.

mikey said...

Whoa there, Mr. Clyde, if that is your real name. I have an alibi. I was in the Upper Cretaceous at the time of the tagging, hunting Hadrosaurs...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Speight's is a brewery in Dunedin, New Zealand. Speight's is famous for its promotional branding based on being 'a real southern man' and being 'the pride of the south'.

Take it away, Neil...
~

Narad said...

What kind of a sick twisted person would graffiti a locomotive with the gravitational field equation?

Something something Ysgol Emrys ap Iwan something.