Welcome to the 'Gula' Neck-extending Body Harness! Perfect for those wishing to star as Alice in the post-mushroom neck-growth scene in stage adaptations of "Alice in Wonderland", such as would currently be performed by the
Riddled Amateur Dramatics Society were it not for health issues suffered by some of the cast.
Do not wear Body Harness for extended periods. Annoyed pigeons shouting "Serpent! Serpent" not included. Seek medical advice if neck extension or giantism persists for more than 4 hours.
"Neck-extending body harness" © Hunt Emerson (Knockabout Comix #12).
6 comments:
And to think, all this time, I thought "Gula" was a lady wolverine...
Beware of Gula Monsters.
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Is that a Gule bowl on the table?
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Two birds, one cup...
That neck extension would be PERFECT for eating from those fruit trees that are nowhere near me.
Are we really talking about necks?
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