Monday, March 25, 2013

I still reckon that "Fixed and Consequent" is a silly name to give a dog


The post to go with this title has gone missing. Presumed eaten by cats.

15 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Funny, they don't look like the same species.

M. Bouffant said...

Assume deer dead.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Cute!

P.S. How about "Theda"?
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Now, TWO dogs, however....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Presumed eaten by cats.


...and then barfed up into a corner of the closet into a pair of shoes you don't wear often, to be discovered several weeks hence.

Sirius Lunacy said...

And I reckon that "Louise and Bourgeois" are silly names to give cats. Well, "Louise" anyway.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Sez you. Those are what I'm naming our cats NOW.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...although after a couple of drinks, "Fixed" and "Consequent" are also strong contenders.

Narad said...

...and then barfed up into a corner of the closet into a pair of shoes you don't wear often, to be discovered several weeks hence.

Barfed? I have in fact put my foot into a shoe containing the deliquescent remains of a pregnant mouse.

Smut Clyde said...

deliquescent remains

"The Mouse on the Doorstep" was Lovecraft's first draft.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

in a cat household, shoes are like sleeping bags. Don't get into them without checking for snakes, scorpions, dead pregnant mouses...

Smut Clyde said...

Wetas. Also. Hear the voice of experience.

Narad said...

I promise that I had never heard of "inverted drowning syndrome" when composing the earlier sentence.

Smut Clyde said...

I seem to have lent my copy of The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to someone and will never see it again.

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