Monday, March 11, 2013

The Wendigo: Further evidence that Demotivational-poster / Classic-horror-tale mash-ups are a bad idea

21 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Google says this.
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Smut Clyde said...

The Goofle is wrong, Thundra.
This image is canonical. However, the judges will also accept this one.

Smut Clyde said...

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had shoes but his grumpy bastard cat had crapped in them.

Substance McGravitas said...

I was sad because I had no shoes and George W. Bush was right there at the lectern.

mikey said...

I was sad because I had no shoes. But then I remembered I had my gat and a couple spare mags and I wasn't so sad anymore....

Substance McGravitas said...

I was sad because I had no shoes until little Billy fell down the well and I laughed.

Smut Clyde said...

I was sad because I had no hoses until I met a man with dyslexia.

tigris said...

I was sad because I had no shoes until I caught up with the bastard who'd stolen them and then I was sad because I broke my foot off in his ass.

tigris said...

Also the best shoes for hanging with the wendigo would be wing-tips.

Sirius Lunacy said...

I am sad because I have shoes and must wear them. I miss the good old barefoot beach bum days of my misspent youth.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I was sad.

Substance McGravitas said...

I have no shoes and I must scream.

tigris said...

Someone got your tongue? Was it sabotage?

Substance McGravitas said...

Tigris is a sneaker.

Smut Clyde said...

Tigris is a sneaker.
She has the upper hand, however

I was sad because I had no shoes until I met mikey who has no pants.

The Yellow King said...

I was sad because I wear no mask.

paleotectonics said...

I have shoes, but they don't fit especially well.

E Pluribus Uranium, Papus paleo Rex

mikey said...

I would have more to say but, it must be acknowledged, I'm a loafer...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would try to pump mikey for more information, but he seems a little flat.

Maybe I will just boot thunder some more.

It's a tough decision, I can't help but flip-flop.

Now I suppose y'all will accuse me of having no sole. Eyelet know how you are. But aglet you carry on regardless.

I feel I am treading familiar territory.

ckc (not kc) said...

...some comment had to be the last

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Yes, you're a heel, ckc.