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Sunday, April 28, 2013
Straw-Man, likes walks on the beach, red herrings and Shifting Goalposts, seeks like-minded True Scotsman
This is the sort of thing we have to deal with in the Riddled Classified Personals Department.
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Sounds like an ad hominem.
On the teevee during sporting events recently there is a bombardment of commercials for a lawn care products company called Scotts. The spokesman's name is Scott, he's Scottish - has the accent, but not TOO heavy, that would turn Americans off, wears a plaid shirt and has a little black scotty dog because hey, we prefer to get our lawn care advice from a perfect stereotype.
But anyway, there's your Scotsman commentary for the weekend.
Since when do Scotsmen know anything about lawns? If they could grow actual lawns they'd raise cattle, not sheep.
"Burt, here, would like to meet another nice big asparagus"
...a perfect stereotype
does he yell "Git off ma lawn!
has the accent, but not TOO heavy
There's Scottish accents and then there are other Scottish accents.
Glaswegian, for instance, would not sell lawns. I would even hesitate about buying grass from the speaker.
Nympharium privileges will be suspended until the quality of blog posts ascends to Empyrean heights.
I demand adjudication, is there a Dirdirman Immaculate on the premises?
Just servants of the Wank if their Nympharium privileges are withheld.
Just servants of the Wank if their Nympharium privileges are withheld.
Tigris surely rates the Sea Dragon Conqueror mask.
Tigris surely rates the Sea Dragon Conqueror mask.
Happy to oblige.
Moon Moth also available.
Happy to oblige.
Moon Moth also available.
Papercuts! Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Now I need to respond to one of those "grow your manhood 2-4 inches" and grow myself a 2-4 inch man-hood to mask.
Foreskin holocaust!
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