Saturday, May 25, 2013

The three warning signs of merry minstrelsy

1. Merry din.
2. The bride, red as a rose.
3. The loud bassoon.

Contact the authorities immediately if two or more of these signs are evident. Merry minstrelsy is dangerous and should under no circumstances be approached.

10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

4. Dead albatross
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ckc (not kc) said...

5. Bucke verteth

Mandos said...

Mmmm, bassooon.

tigris said...

Are skin conditions causative to minstrelsy or resultant? Wait, is she the one playing the bassoon?

A buck said...

5. Bucke verteth

Yeah, right, blame me.

Another Kiwi said...

6. People calling other people "nuncle"

Yastreblyansky said...

Wait, is she the one playing the bassoon?

No, she is one of the eftsoons.

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

7. Any permutation on the set {hey, ho, nony, o}.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

8. Infernal tootling

Smut Clyde said...

she is one of the eftsoons

Imma fairly sure that the bride -- however red -- is not a salamander because that would be just wrong.

5. Bucke verteth

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