A Charter or something.

Minutes of the Riddled and Old Entomologist Charter Study Group.
Mr. Greenish Hugh opened the meeting and welcomed everyone to the meeting, even Throgmorton Portcullis. Mr Portcullis replied that it was a stink meeting.
Mr. Greenish Hugh vouchsafed that the picture that had been found in an old workman's lunchbox had been ascertained to be the earliest representation of the Riddled and Old Entomologist Charter as set out by the earliest known meeting of the ROE joint committee in 2009.
Mr Another Kiwi added that old workmen were always nicking stuff. He had seen workmen emptying a house just last week.
Mr. Smut  Clyde said that some workmen were called house movers and sometimes people paid them to move stuff when people were moving to another house.
Ms. tigris opined that the charter showed that Riddled was to be fearless in attacking the wealthy and privileged though she hadn't thought that snakes were actually very privileged. Ms Evangeline van Holsterin opined that Riddled was the half a pig thing that the snake had eaten and that the Old Entomologist was the beautiful and strong eagle called Wind Rider coming to save the day.
 Mr. Smut Clyde said that 1/2 a pig would be all right because you can make brawn out of the head and feet.
 Mr Another Kiwi asked where the bacon was in a pig since it would be no good getting the wrong end. He further noted that he had never seen a part of pig labelled bacon in his Anatomy of Common Farm Animals books that his Dad had got through the Miss Busty Library Club in 1967.
Mr. Greenish Hugh said he felt this would lead to unproductive discussion and people banging on about the old days.
Throgmorton Portcullis said that this was a stink meeting.
Mr Smut Clyde said that he had felt that there was a part of the charter that was about the tea-room biscuits and that it would be good to have this clarified as there had been a significant breach in the type of biscuits provided lately.
Mr. Another Kiwi noted that he had bought the biscuits from a supplier in good faith and had felt that Chocolate Hob Nubs was close enough.
Mr Smut Clyde noted that Space Time Eddie had gone all "Hello trees, hello flowers" for two days after having one of the aforementioned biscuits.
Throgmorton Portcullis said that it was not his problem and  that the Hospital had stopped buying those biscuits a long time ago. Mr Another Kiwi noted that Space Time Eddie had managed to fix the TV aerial whilst he had been under the influence and now they got SKY. He further noted that the snooker was on soon.
Further discussion was delayed because that wretched Graeme Dott was playing that nice Rory McLeod.

Thanks to the esteemed Smut Clyde for the image.