You are in a well-lit room of indeterminate size, surrounded by various objects -- animals, statues and body parts -- drifting in mid-air as if suspended on threads in a mobile.
You have a pigeon.
The pigeon is raw. Why you speak pigeon inglish?
Ouch ouch burny!!
Drop fire. Take mobile. Don't call me Bernie
You now have a cellphone.
Cellphone is locked. It is Bernie's.
You hear a voice, "Prove that you are a robot. Type in the Word Verification."
Type ESOPVS EDINBVRGH
You hear a voice, "That is correct. You have failed the Turing test and are not a robot. Now you must comment at Riddled or be eaten by a GRVE".