Saturday, June 29, 2013

Never mind the Pollocks

Some theatrical groups are shameless, the lengths they will go to promote their productions. Here at the Riddled Amateur Dramatic Society it had never occurred to us to commission a limited edition of Christmas Ale to publicise the next RADS production, SPLATTER, based on the life of Jackson Pollock. Appropriate though it would be. Especially when the Ale is used to wash down a Parsnip & Muttonbird Quiche from Mrs Miggins, or so I hear from a friend.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Here's the Sex Pistols...err Bernie Pollard.
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mikey said...

Muttonbird?

You loonies have GOT to stop the bizarre hybridization experiments. Or at least do them somewhat sober.

This is not going to end well...

Smut Clyde said...

Present for mikey!

mikey said...

That's a nice piece, but I'm not sure why we need a note-for-note remake of the Reaper.

But then again, maybe I'm an old woman with bowel issues...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Never mind the Pollocks

Ah, a Ledernacken fan!

Hashaka! Hashaka!