Public Service Announcement: If you go down to the beach today, be sure to go in disguise

"Come Suzie dear, let's take a walk, just out there upon the beach..."

"No, let's not! I heard from Riddled that there is a 92% chance of a Tumescent Cetacean stranding today!"

Riddled is still the leader in Choke-fetishist-Whale Early-Warning technology. Also, Artists-who-like-drawing-whale-penes Early-Warning technology.

See, these people are wearing the proper disguises for a safe and non-traumatising coastal experience!