Friday, September 13, 2013

The Riddled Ktistec Machine

When you run it backwards, it sucks up ticker-tape like spaghetti and turns it into cards. This is useful when Mrs Cat has one of her Manchurian Candidate moments and shreds the Queen of Diamond.
Why yes, we do need four Ktistec machines. One or more of them is often off-line after drinking too many Phillips Screwdrivers.
 

4 comments:

OBS said...

One time I ordered a Phillips Screwdriver and got a Frearson instead. Tasted awful, I was rather cross.

Another Kiwi said...

I am only the schlub who weeps up the tapes but I feel that too many people spend too much time worrying about the size of other peoples wangers. Really people, this is science here!
Also, I realise that we are dealing with the library pixies and that we should be culturally inclusive and not mention their "Kreaytuv Spelng" but I put in an order for "Giant Kittehs"

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

One time I ordered a Phillips Screwdriver and got a Frearson instead. Tasted awful, I was rather cross.

So was the screwdriver! Just be glad you didn't get a Torx.

Substance McGravitas said...

A connoisseur can mean a man
Who knows his wine and drinks it
But a connoisseur of poison?
Good luck to the one who thinks it.