Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Now is the time the old gods return: Goatfoot God edition

Evangeline van Holsterin, head barmaid at the Old Entomologist, swears that she is not prejudiced against chicken feet. Indeed, many of her best customers have chicken feet.

The reason for the big sign reading "No Old Gods will be Served" is simply that the Old Gods can't handle their Special Spiced Parsnip Scrumpy, and start fights. Note that the sign has been coated with that special light-reflecting plastic that people stick on their number-plates to thwart speed cameras, to prevent any documentary evidence turning up before the anti-discrimination tribunal.

Chiz chiz, the same plastic coating has been applied to the blackboard with the price list.

Also the Old Gods cheat when playing 'Hangman'.