Break Glass in Event of Alchemical Emergency

"The Man in the Jar" is one of only a few Sensational Alex Harvey Band songs directly inspired by a Gustav Meyrink conte cruel.

"So," I sez to myself, "with all these illustrations to The Man in the Bottle, why don't I string them together into an animated GIF and make a video for the song?" But it didn't come out looking quite as intended. There may have been some radiation leakage from the Morphogenic Flux Intensifier.

Perhaps we can use it to advertise the Christmas Ale.