Wednesday, March 26, 2014

"Oh no," I exclaimed, "the library pixies have changed the indexing system AGAIN, and shuffled everything. How can I find the volumes of Des Monstres et prodigies by Ambroise Paré when they are interspersed with funk-metal alternative rock CDs?"

"Primus inter Parés," Another Kiwi vouchsafed.


Sirius Lunacy said...

"I believe Des Monstres et gone down the Nuclear Rabbit hole," Moondog vouchdangeroused.

Pupienus Maximus said...

Have you tried dowsing for it?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Do the library pixies wear skimpy pink tutus? If so, my prepubescent self will be in his bunk, wondering what the deal is with these strange yearnings.

Come to think of it, there were some stone cold foxes on children's TV in my day.