Thursday, March 27, 2014

Je Vinaigrette Rien

It takes the phrase "tossed salad" to a new level.
Robert James Mills appeared in the Invercargill District Court yesterday for assaulting his mother with a lettuce.
Now inspired to write the script for a TV series about a NZ country policeman, struggling to keep the peace in a small town of tensions and salad-vegetable-related violence among the 'leafy' Cos-player community. Calling it "Cole's Law".

Some would say that family violence is under-reported and this may just be the tip of the iceberg.
(via Boing Boing).

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Pun Police are coming to arrest you, S.C.
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Smut Clyde said...

I'm not paid a celery for this, you know.

Another Kiwi said...

Smut says Tomato and I say Tomato.
Which is sad because it's a Potato.

mikey said...

Support your right to keep and bear Aster...

Smut Clyde said...

It was a kangarutabaga court.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Lettuce all just get along!

Sirius Lunacy said...

Kip Addotta - just arugula guy

fish said...

Quelle fromage!