This piece of Churnalism-at-its-best came out last week amid much ballyhoo, whatever "ballyhoo" might be; I suspect it to be a small town in Ireland. My gob was initially too smacked to comment while the story was doing the rounds of the Murdoch Press. :
So the Sydney-based team spent three years demonstrating that mice live longer when their food intake is similar to the seed-based diet for which they have evolved, rather than, say, raw steak. Which is good to know if you want to maximise the life of your murine pets.
"Why Joseph Beuys?" Another Kiwi vouchsafed.
"It will be the coup du gras", I explained.