So I beheld, and lo! an ensign borne Whirling, that span and ran, as in disdain Of any rest; and there the folk forlorn Rushed after it, in such an endless train

The last of the photos 163 to 167 of the Kaipara Harbor with the site of the Moai Tidal Turbines in the future There are a few other books bound with the Manukau Kawharu History of New Zealand and Moriori There was No MAORI in this History That is a Fiction Tribe of Ngati Whatua created by the Queen to Dupe the Native peoples in the World She corrupted the Kings Titles now we are settling her accounts and the Corporations Rothschild Bank Accounts of Fraud and Corrupting the Kings Bench Bank Court Magistrate I will sort this out next week with videos on Radio in Europe and Britain

My bad. My fingers slipped on the tuning knob of the Crank Magnetron and suddenly we were picking up John Waroa's Faceborg broadcast up in the ALL-CAPS frequency band, in a bad translation from the original Majuscule.

The Wanoa channel is rather like one of those Numbers Stations of yore. It is unconcerned with coherence or any discernible connection to consensus reality, and it never stops. If you tune out and tune back to the station later on, nothing has changed.* Mr Wanoa has been shouting at clouds since at least 2009, when he registered his New Zealand tidal-energy company Na [sic] Atua E Wa Aotea Ltd with 999 999 999 999 £25 shares, and began touting for investors.

MOAI TIDAL TURBINES PLATFORM BRIDGE BASE STRUCTURE FIXED TO THE SEABED FLOOR 50 KM OFF TE PITO POINT ON THE RANFURLY BANK EAST CAPE NORTH ISLAND NEW ZEALAND! ESTIMATED POWER OUTPUT 5000 MW

This whole John Wanoa hairball, with his Sovereign King claim and his Hydrogen Economy Tidal Turbine brain-fart, it is not original bloggerly material. But the recycling is an appropriate beginning to 2019, here at the Riddled World of Gnowledge and Novelty Silage Agricultural Emporium, where we are all about the recycling and the reduced ecological footprint.

Reduced footprint: Doin it Rong

Also it is a good lead-in to a weird phenomenon. It is an echidna wrapped in carborundum. I refer to the spectacle of white-supremacist Nazi-wannabees in the UK and Ireland, having adopted the colour "yellow" as the heraldic tincture of their marching uniforms, further adopting the 1834 United Tribes flag of NZ indigenous independence, under the impression that it symbolises the illegitimacy of the UK gubblement. I am not making this up.

17,000,000 (F) Class Shares offer from 1,000,000,000 Shares, raises ₤500 Trillion This Fund, for Moai Crown Sovereign Monarch State Dual British Government with the proposed new Surrogate King of England to challenge the Crown State Throne. The "Moai Crown King William IV Trust" is the Commercial Trading Bank Creditor of the Kings Bench Royal Revenue derived from King William IV British Crown Federal State Dual UK British Government in Devonport England. Great Sovereign Seal Royal Crown and Anchor Admiralty Court Martial Prize Possessions Cargo and Salavaged Property from Default Convicted Fraudsters and Criminal Felons using our MOAI CROWN STATE and KING WILLIAM IV Commercial Trading Bank Mortgage Liens illegally Fraudulently and collecting Royal Revenue that legally belonging to KING WILLIAM IV Male Bloodline Royal family Commercial Contract Agreement with our MOAI Tahitian Royal Monarchy Sovereign State Government Admiralty Partnership!

Prepare now for your hopes to purchase shares to be cruelly dashed... in the intervening years, the e-commerce purchasing features of Wanoa's webstore have not been enabled, despite occasional promises, reminiscent of Billy Bunter's perennial promises to repay his debts one day soon when the money-order arrives. The frequently-heralded funding from overseas investors remains equally elusive.

The present dispensation allows you to reserve shares...

This is your receipt for a 25 GBP Note registered share in the Company's House London prepared creditor plus one free share Please do not send any money yet until a share broker member of our Moai Power House Group Limited Trust takes over full time from me You will then be required by British Crown Law to pay a share for the Company's Share Record as a claimant beneficiary Creditor of this Moai Power House Group Trust Business for the meantime until the new website moaipowerhousegroup.com is completed for public share record still under construction and You are now a 2 share Creditor claimant under Moai Power House Group Limited 1,000,000,000 share register company in London UK one of 250 Countries in the world under King William III King William IV King George IV King George III Flag Sovereign Authority Jurisdiction GROUP Organization each with their own Country 1,000,000,000 shares ONE SHARE FITS ALL 250 Countries Co Operative Shareholding CORPORATE KINGS EMPEROR CONGLOMERATE BANK CREDITOR .https://www.moaipowerhouse.com/
Anyone in the world can register for a GBP 25 Pound Note share in this Westminster City Country of England 1,000,000,000 Share registered company from new born baby to death certificate of a natural man or corporate person is now a legitimate stakeholder in this MOAI POWER HOUSE GROUP LIMITED Corporate Company in England
Thank you John Wanoa Surrogate King William IV UK NZ

Also if you are concerned for Wanoa's impecunious state, his on-line impresario and media maestro (i.e. prolific Youtuber) -- one Andy Devine -- will direct you to send money to a John Paterson (or conceivably vice versa), who will look after it until the company shares are transactable (or replaced by a UK company of the same name).

To be fair to Wanoa, there have been shiny objects and skwirls to distract him onto other image-theft design projects... e.g.

· The Moai Power House Bank,

designed as the Share Holders Bank Account under TagPay France Administered by the new Bank Manager from ANZ Bank Auckland New Zealand very experienced in Commercial Banking philosophy. Will appear in every Country in the World as Electronic Money Transactions against the British Pound Note at the present time. Until such notice of a change to Euro Dollar it remains GBP British Sterling Pound Notes. The other Bank is the MOAI ROYAL BANK is for the MOAI CROWN CONFEDERATION Fraud Recovery Moneys using KING WILLIAM IV KINGS BENCH STATE COMMERCIAL LIENS UNDER MOAI CROWN KING WILLIAM MONARCH SOVEREIGN SEAL JURISDICTION ADMIRALTY LAW!

· Establishing his Moai Admiralty / Crown King William IV Federal State Court.

· Holding his own Moai Crown Native Magistrate Court in 2017 (in Te Unga Waka Marae, Epsom, Auckland, joined by three other old scrotes engaged in Important-Personage cosplay) and arraigning most of New Zealand's political elite to defend themselves against charges of treason [WARNING: Linked page is rich in hatstand condamine fishsticks; may be injurious to rational thought].

· Currency (because what is the point of a pretend bank without pretend money?). It seems that inflating the numbers on your play-money with more zeros endows the notes with credibility and gravitas, as we saw in Zimbabwe and Venezuela and Weimar Germany.




· A Moai Airline of hypersonic hydrogen-fuelled aircraft to circumnavigate the globe in four hours and shuttle between tidal-turbine-mounted airstrips off the NZ and UK coasts.

· Suitably opulent buildings to house the Commonwealth World Government / World Trade Centre / NZ Federal State Government Senate, built in Auckland's Eden Park -- a Bruegelian Babelian tower born of the unnatural union of the BBC Euston Tower and the GCHQ rotunda in Cheltenham.

· Moai Aquafarming

· Moai Tidal Turbine Hydraulics Gas Electric Power House

· More Turbines!

· Stalking a police officer who annoyed John in some arrest-related fashion.**

There are about 100 more Wanoa-related FB pages revealing different facets of his crackpottery but bored now.

Is it nice to be pointing and laughing at such a brainfucked old cockwomble? Do you feel good about that, Uncle Smut?

No, I feel guilty.
John Wanoa has two main lessons to teach us: Go easy on the medicinal herb when self-medicating for florid psychosis, and if you do insist on huffing petrol, stick to the unleaded blend to minimise the damage. Better still, switch to huffing Wanoa Solid Hydrogen.

But we need to remember: Wanoa has been adopted as a kind of mascot by the Truther conspiracist-ideation Alt-Reality grifters in the UK, who actually scraped together the airfare for him to visit. This contrasts with his 2015 abortive UK expedition -- in the company of his State Secretary and Resreve World Bank Govenoress and assistant designer JAYMIE ANNA-MARIE PATRICK-STEWART NGATAI*** -- to meet potential investors and no doubt to dismiss Parliament and dethrone Queen Betty. On that less-auspicious occasion, a crowd-sourcing page raised only £0.00 of the £50,000 he required.

He has been interviewed by the media Youtube magnates of that not-entirely-coherent intellectual tradition, e.g. by Andy Devine, John Paterson, and Sean Maguire (previously familiar to Riddled readers as a pimp for Amanda Mary Jewell's patient-killing cancer scams), who have groomed and indoctrinated him in virtue-signal Worship Words (currently these are "Hampstead satanic-cult baby-eaters!!" and "788-790 Finchley Road", never mind why). Making fun of the gobshite is not just an indulgence, it is a moral obligation.

It may be that in the Looniverse Wanoa serves as a virtue signal himself, or as a purity test. Any half-hearted barmpot can claim to believe in Rothschild Bankers and climate-change-denial and vaccines-are-evil and QAnon and the rest of the crank-magnetism conspiracist catechism; these quotidian items do not winnow out the wannabees. But to take seriously John Wanoa and his tidal-turbine generator UFOs, that shows true commitment to the war against the tyranny of evidence. Some of them suspect that he's a delusive grifter but expect admiration for not saying so out loud.

Though the Hydrogen-Economy aspect of Wanoa's performative art practice does not interest the Truthers so much as his Moai Royalty Heir-to-George-IV self-stylings. Hence the popularity of the United Tribes flag. The flag's chequered history is not entirely free from fraudulent associations, but I will try to be succinct with the backstory.

Back in 1834, a British diplomat convinced various Maori tribes in the Bay of Islands region (in NZ's Deep North) to send representatives and form a Confederacy, in order that they could proclaim New Zealand to be a sovereign nation; and to solemnise that announcement by choosing one of his suggested flag designs... all as a ploy to discourage acquisitive Frenchpersons from staking out the NZ islands as a French possession. The declaration was later superceded by the Treaty of Waitangi, or possibly not.

SENTENCED: Gerard Otimi was sentenced to 18
months in jail despite a supporter, right,
disrupting proceedings and challenging the judge.

Anyhows, the "Confederation of Chiefs" concept was revived in the 1990s, when various chancers and lowlives saw the economic possibilities in anointing themselves as the successors of that first Confederacy... able to bestow exemptions from inconvenient laws, for a fee (by invocation of Maori Customary Law). Also able to sell passports and visas and citizenship via Maori tribal adoption / initiation... the purchasers being individuals residing in NZ in unorthodox and officially-unapproved ways, hopeful of avoiding deportation by way of these worthless documents. The scam recurs at intervals, usually with the United Tribes flag for verisimilitude.

So it was inevitable that Wanoa would research the flag, find a supplier, and coopt it into the heraldic iconography of his not-entirely-coherent origin story.

It adorned the mise-en-scene at the 2017 Moai Crown Native Magistrate Court performance like an American Confederate banner at an especially treasonous Country-&-Western concert.



And at last we come back to the yellow light-brownshirt protesters who were blocking London bridges a few weeks ago and threatening to come back in even larger numbers -- in their 40s rather than 30s -- and wreak even greater hilarity if their Brexiteer demands are not met. They have appropriated the yellow vests from anti-austerity protests in France, combining them with islamophobic slogans and QAnon imagery in case their extreme rightwing leanings went unnoticed. They have also appropriated the Pen-Draig theme from Welsh culture and turned it into an icon of racism, for these are garbage people. They had no problem with going on to steal the United Tribes flag that Wanoa stole from Northland Maori iwi, believing it to be another symbol of White Trash Supremacy.

It is not clear how the banner demonstrates that the UK gubblement is a corrupt usurpation, but these are not smart people.

[H/t: The hard-working commentariat at Hoaxtead Research]

* Many decades and a few regenerations ago, at the ICA, I saw a touring retrospective of Situationist International work. What stuck in the mind was Pinot Gallizio's Industrial Painting from 1959: long scrolls of canvas, randomly daubed and dyed and decorated without beginning or end, which art consumers could buy by the metre to fit into their workers' abodes.

John Wanoa's continual stream of rhetoric brought it to mind, for some reason.

** Having a conviction or restraining order for stalking is seen in the Looniverse as a desirable social accomplishment. Preferably someone whom you encountered on the opposite side of a courtroom. The absence of anyone to stalk is practically a badge of establishment status.

*** The ALL-CAPS denote the Sovereign-Citizen legally-untouchable form of Jaymie's name and it is apparently a crime to use it. She is still on the scene, but less socially-medially active than in 2015, when she was Faceborging supportively about every turbine-related breakthrough and salivating at the prospect of mass executions as soon as the MOAI Court system got off the ground.

The real victim

This guy.

The man who was filmed breaking an expensive sculpture on Wellington's waterfront yesterday has opened up about his actions, saying he was "bored" and "there wasn't a sign that says don't climb".

It was the fault of (1) boredom, caused by lack of entertainment facilities; (2) an encouraging crowd; (3) inadequate barriers; and (4) the Len Lye foundation, for making a sculpture that breaks when people 'test its limits', CAUSING HIM INJURY.

"I seemed to attract a bit of an audience [...] and I started to test the limits of the metal sculpture."
However, Mr Macdonald's acrobatics have landed him in trouble after the $300,000 sculpture snapped.
"It came down hard on my head, like a 20-foot baseball bat."

I do not know if anyone is running a poll to choose "New Zealand's Biggest Plonker".

Well I never did nothin' But I was framed

Here at the Riddled Designer Drencrom Distillery we adhere slavishly to the principle of "Sticking to the point" and "Avoiding irrelevant digressions" and "Not enticing one's mind from another subject of almost equal importance while wandering unchecked through a garden of bright images". That is why our recent coverage of "journal-shaped jizzmops edited by Marco Ruggiero" (a microcosm of the wider world of parasitical and predatory publishing) was tightly circumscribed. Much potential material was rejected; any number of scenes and out-takes tumbled on the cutting-room floor, look-a-likes fell on the cutting room door...
SORRY we're getting some interference from the Radio Riddled Goth Hour Broadcast, too much energy leakage into the sidelobes again. Where was I?

Out-takes. Rejectamenta.

Ah yes. It is time to return to those disjecta membra. Back down the rabbit-hole!

Rabbit-hole, with two bunnies
playing Invisible Cats-Cradle

Behold this compendium of nescience from Lauer and Shelton -- contributing to the income stream of Madridge Journal of Epidemiology -- from which we learn that epidemic diseases in African are really the fault of epidemiologists. It is absolutely condamine fishsticks mandible:

Fortunately we are unbending and adamantine in focus so we will not be distracted by co-author Joan Shenton's academic credentials, notable for her mockumentary movies... in particular "Sacrificial Virgins", as promoted on official Russian conspiracy TV, all about the satanic evil disguised as a vaccine for Papilloma Virus.

Equally calenture fritillary is this exercise in Ebola denialism from David Crowe, deposited in the bottomless honeybucket of the Journal of Ruggiero Studies American Journal of Immunology (which is actually based in UAE and relies on human stupidity to enrich its owner):

Artist's impression

Had it been a prize-winning marrow or the Empress of Blandings herself, Mr Crowe could not have thought more highly of his academic fruit and its paid-for-publication by a lowlife Gulf-State grifter. He could be found at the "Rethinking AIDS" Faceborg page, holding it aloft for admiration... admitting in the process that it was really a trollish provocation, intended to goad experts in Ebola prevention into taking him seriously enough to respond. Experts were warned; didn't respond.

All this is a gradual circuitous approach to a question which has been bandied around the Riddled office lately (for values of "office" that include "The Wigglesworth Lounge at the Old Entomologist"), i.e. "Whatever happened to the hard core of 'HIV ¹ AIDS' retrovirus rejectionists?" Among these nay-sayers we number David Crowe, erstwhile cellphone salesman and now President of the "Rethinking AIDS" lobby-group; Lauer and Shenton; and Robert Leppo, Libertarian venture capitalist and sugar-daddy to the group.

Tragedies of Global Warning: Rabbit-
holes flooded by rising sea levels

Our man Marco Ruggiero is a valued member of the Movement; this is why his co-members gravitate towards the mockademic journals he helms, much as [insert the distasteful simile of your choice]. Indeed, he was tergiversating about the etiology of AIDS long before he discovered the greater profitability of curing cancer with blood extracts and Magic Yoghurt -- the gig that brought him to the attention of Riddled. However, Ruggiero is too Post-Modern and above-the-fray to say anything vulgar or unambiguous, preferring to Just Ask Questions. In the absence of forceful espousal of principles, it may be that the Movement embraces him in the belief that his name confers lustre and academic credibility. We should not confuse him with the trained and highly-accomplished flea of the Keats-&-Chapman joke.

Scholarly analyses of the whole AIDS-Denial social phenomenon (like Nattrass 2012) have noted the role within it of "Living Icons"... temptation-defying personifications and paragons of renunciation, Jeanne-D'Arc-like martyrs-in-the-making... diagnosed as HIV+, they eschew antiretroviral drugs to prove that the presence of HIV is not the actual cause of AIDS (or that the diagnostic tests are meaningless). The "Living Icon" ideal bears more than a small resemblance to the Perfecti of the Cathars. Anyways... one of the challenges for the Movement -- contributing to its Relevance Deficiency problem -- is the non-livingness of its Living Icons.

Mechanisms of Crank Magnetism

So the answer to the "What happened to?" question is that denialists are broadening their ambit to wider gyres of germ-theory denial. Such are the inexorable workings of Crank Magnetism (it is possible in theory to allow oneself a single domain of paranoid ideation while remaining otherwise reality-based, but this seldom happens). AIDS denial was a gateway to the more general Alt-Med Antivax worldview, populated with concealed truths and genocidal conspiracies. Our friends have been seeking other viruses and bacteria to classify as fabrications of the Medical / Pharma complex (either the link to a disease, or the infectious agent itself): dreamed up to terrify the masses into a state of sleeping-sheeple vaccine compliance. Hence the headline-chasing Ebola denials.

Scary virus [R. Crumb]

So the band got together again last year for a reunion tour: Fiala and Duesberg -- familar from the Rethinking-AIDS dramatis personae -- featured in Shenton's straight-to-Youtuba film-shaped exercise in anti-Gardasil grifting. Crowe pimped it through FaceBorg. Leppo, source of funding for previous AIDS-related mockumentaries, contributed here as well.

One can only speculate whether the sexual-transmission associations of AIDS and HPV provided the link from one to the other. Even the title "Sacrificial Virgins" sticks to the rhetorical strategies of the Movement, with the emphasis on Living Icon embodiments and on purity sullied by medical interventions.

Oglaf: Always relevant

To be fair to David Crowe, he was trying to reductio his germ-theory-denial absurdum At A Time When It Was Neither Profitable Nor Popular. Way back in 2007 he was already advancing the theory that Poliovirus was framed, and that the disease known as "polio" is really a form of DDT poisoning, and if Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.

Most people believe that every disease on the following list has an infectious cause:
* HIV/AIDS
* SARS
* West Nile
* Mad Cow, CJD and other Spongiform Encephalopathies
* Foot and Mouth
* Hepatitis C
* Polio
* Avian Flu
* the 1918 ‘Spanish’ Flu
There is considerable scientific evidence that these disease do not just have non-infectious co-factors, but that they are almost entirely non-infectious.

He has since progressed to a conviction that bacteria are equally benign, and that Yersinia pestis could not possibly be responsible for outbreaks of bubonic plague (because medieval and Renaissance physicians had no idea about Y. pestis, offering all manner of weird explanation instead). Therefore the "Black Death" was in fact Pellagra. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP; here is Crowe's presentation to the "Avaricious Viral Paradigms" conference a few months ago.



No-one from the Riddled staff were able to attend so we cannot report on the fascinating and not-at-all scamladen program, with such presentations as

10:00 Dr. Tal Schaller – “How wholistic medicine has helped patients to heal and free themselves of AIDS myths” (no slides)
15:30 Mohammed Aziz – “Fear of the Light: How vitamin D science supports HIV/AIDS scepticism”
16:30 Dr. Marco Ruggiero – “Challenging Viral Paradigms”

I like to think that Vers-Pont-du-Gard was chosen as the venue for this 2018 Conference as a homage to the Cathars.

Uncle Smut, you forgot to tell
the Keats-and-Chapman joke.

Oh very well. Nag nag nag.

[H/ts to Dora and Snout, who were following this stuff right from the start]

UPDATE: Historians of Pagga from the Past should consult Snout's 2009 post, dating back to the first Rethinking-AIDS conference, It involved the Perth Group ("Perthites" for short) of harder-line denialists, the Bolsheviks to Crowe's Mensheviks, who felt disinvited to the 2009 Conference, or at least invited with insufficient enthusiasm. They were unhappy with Crowe for leaving open the possibility that "HIV" is an extant entity (rather than a laboratory artefact, or a fraudulent hoax), and things escalated quickly.

Much of the material was made public by a Perthite by the name of Brink, who had sworn to tear down the pillars of the temple and burn down the Movement (and sing comic songs on the ruins) if Crowe persisted in his counter-revolutionary compromises. Brink's underlying issue with the R-AIDS crowd was their failure to recognise his superior knowledge and skill in every field of endeavour.