Monday, May 26, 2014

Sorry, lady, only first sentences are eligible for the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Anne Hornaday: WashPost movie reviewer, Pulitzer-Prize finalist and crap writer:
Toxic DNA and toxic monoculture? I can only suppose that she was also writing another article on GMO agriculture and the two screeds crossed over during transmission.

5 comments:

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

Or she was playing MadLibs.

Helmut Monotreme said...

She was trying to illustrate the dangers of planting field after field of Monsanto "Roundup Ready" young men.

Yastreblyansky said...

!!!!!

Yastreblyansky said...

But seriously, how clever to suggest that movies are to blame (rather than some obvious suspect like guns)! Why doesn't somebody do some research on this?

Smut Clyde said...

Hornaway wrote a column recently about being a christian and bringing christian values to everything she reviews, so she knows she can't be sacked now whatever wibble she comes out with. Apparently Hollywood fosters unrealistic expectations about perfection and happiness, which is why we need more christian movies.