Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Insect Human

The Van Dusen Meditation Garden was closed when I was there (or so it seemed) due to the distractions and the phantasmic eidolons of Samsāra.

OK, Phantasmic eidolons. And the veils of Māyā. And fire ants.

The truth is that the fire ants only wanted to chill out and practice their Ānāpānasati breath mindfulness but the management lost their shit and over-reacted.


Sirius Lunacy said...

And fire ants.

I don't know why you'd do that. They are all such hard workers and they're willing to work for far less than minimum wage.

ckc (not kc) said...

...this type of "management" also works well for man-eating tigers

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You need some fire ant prevention rocks.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Why should the Ozzystorrylanders be the only antipodeans with vicious ants?

Smut Clyde said...

VanDusen gardens "antipodean"? You will make Substance McGravitas sad.

Anonymous said...

Isn't British Columbia antipodean to you guys? In latitude, at least (since that's the 'tude that matters).