You need the original human caveman diet without red meat or fruits, ie white meat, fish vegetables, and the lipids provided by butter, cream, chicken liver, salmon, nuts coconut milk, offal. (Unfortunately the fastest place to get lipids from is canned (prion free) pigs brain ! Turn it in to a Pina Colada mix below.)
We soon expect to have specific powders containing the right amino acids and trace metals for the 6 cancer groups.
Neurofood recipe – pina colada taste
Mix In a blender:220gm (half a pound) of piglet brain, preferably canned.
A whole peeled seedless orange
2 bananas,
the juice of one lime,
2-3 spoons of orange marmalade
200ml coconut milk
100ml vanilla
20 ml Malibu rum liqueur
20ml Cointreau liqueur"
H/t Dora @ HIVforum.info
Let us hope that McConnell and Ungar were wrong about memory transfer through cannibalism.
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You need the original human caveman diet without red meat or fruits, ie white meat, fish vegetables, and the lipids provided by butter, cream, chicken liver, salmon, nuts coconut milk, offal.
Nothing beats a butter made from the milk of free-range cave bears!
Thanks for this. I was looking for a guaranteed way of pissing off paleonuts (like coconuts, only stupider) and other diet tribalists, and this post seems to me to have it all.
The only problem I can see is getting prion-free piglet brains in Oz, as the method of harvesting flying Sus australis in Oz (und ZN, for thut muttur) inevitably leads to bycatch contamination by fairy prions (Pachyptila turtur). This is not such a problem in Switzerland, as they have the highest rate of acquisition of Prusiner's Properly Pronounced Prions (ˈpriːɒn) outside of PNG.
I must admit to an unhealthy fascination with prion diseases: how can one go past the condition of Fatal Familial Insomnia without awe and reverence. However, the less said about Carleton Gajdusek, the better.
PS:
Bugger. That should, of course have been "(und NZ, for thut muttur)". I was too acid-fast to miss the inadvertent substitution of the abbreviation for Ziehl–Neelsen stain for that of the noble land to Oz's immediate right.
Ut is unforguvuble for a Wist Islunder, like me, to dunigrate the hubits und uccints of our frunds ucross the dutch, and I hereby upologise...unless the WCC finals go the wrong way (or someone bowls underarm) in which case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hlFcnkGY-o
Smut's milkshake brings all the cavemen to the yard.
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how can one go past the condition of Fatal Familial Insomnia without awe and reverence
Popular descriptions of FFI treat the insomnia as if it were a cause of the dementia and decline, rather than just another symptom of cell death and atrophy in the thalamus. Pshaw! sez I. Dreaming is obligatory, but sleep is optional.
I tend towards insomnia, and if the daughter is to be believed then it's of a familial form, but fortunately not fatal. All part and parcel of our weird GABAnergic wiring.
the original human caveman diet ... coconut milk
Carried by swallows.
Smut:
Not necessarily GABAergic: I've had a couple of patients with anti-NMDA encephalitis (both recovered, thankfully) who had quite dramatic insomnia as part of the syndrome. Phencyclidine and ketamine can do the same thing - the insomnia, that is, not the prion-induced brain rot.
See Dalmau et al. LancetNeuro v10p63 2011
ittdgy:
Cave men...or (pause for dramatic hampster) Zombies?!
B4:
Thus we evolved primarily from a stock that could milk lactating cave bears? No wonder the Neanderthals lost.
Pretty sure they left off a bunch of rat- and bug- based dishes from their so called paleo diet. Also milking a lactating cave bear is easier than you might think, as long as your 'nursing cavebear cub' disguise is up to snuff.
Helmut:
...and that you have an uncanny knack of selecting lactating Ursus spelaeus with anosmia - or if you smell like a cave bear cub anyway. This is not as strange as it sounds, as most of the early work on 'flu-like illnesses was done on ferrets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-VCYn_4O4
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