Monday, September 7, 2015

Life imitates "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"

"The moral of the story is you don't go on the piss with five drunken Samoans while wearing an ankle bracelet."
The fact that young people leave school without having learned this vital information is an indictment of our education system.


rhwombat said...

Facts not in evidence: 1) one of the Samoans was his lawyer, and 2) sufficient ether - or bats.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

An attempted robbery was thwarted by an angry Waikato farmer who chased down the not-so-clever burglars wearing his undies and his gumboots.

Possibly related?

Smut Clyde said...

Possibly related?
Just another day in the Heartland.

rhwombat said...

That'll larn em to steal a Waikato farmer's undies and gumboots. Waikato farmers are much quicker when barefoot and swinging free.