Heavy metal, Black and Silver Valhalla, we are coming

A concert at the local Heavy Metal venue is devoted to raising funds for the SPCA, the animal welfare charity. How much more soppy could this be? None more soppy. 
It is only a matter of time before the bands release videos in which the thunderous chords and paint-stripping vocals are accompanied by footage from Kitten-Cam.

In other news, there proves to be no link between coat colour and aggressiveness in cats:*

 Clearly the researchers never had the experience of trying to dye a Siamese purple.

* Kudos to the researchers for describing their 1274 respondents as "cat guardians".