Shrink age

Left-hand foteau shows Michael van Gils at the right, being all tall n shit. Of course he is not the only tall Dutchperson. Perhaps they are breeding for height in the manner of Exultants.

It would be irresponsible not to speculate that Dutchpersons are dosing themselves with growth hormones in order to become height-advantaged and bring all of Europe under the aegis of their cruel regime of tulips and windmills and Gouda cheese.

By way of compensation, there is Arne Hendricks, espousing the idea that the human race should promote the sexiness of Short and reduce their environmental footprints by breeding themselves down to half-a-metre in height. Beginning with the Netherlands, for no-one can deny the cuteness of teacup Dutchmen.

Then our children will ride on ratback amidst wonder and glory through garbage dumps forever!

Assuming that the R.O.U.S.es are cooperative.

The enticing possibility of human disembiggening has also been covered by documentaries from Colin Kapp and Brian Aldiss.

H/t Zapato