Monday, December 28, 2015

Beware of sharp triangles while kneeling

Not to walk on all-fours, that is the Law; and the Law is there to reduce the number of self-inflicted transorbital lobotomies.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That person could still scratch the stitches on his ears.

M. Bouffant said...

No dogs (or firearms) either!

rhwombat said...

I interpreted this as Kiwi for: " Please do not practice nocturnal proctology on hunters".
Alternatively: " The law requiring drunk nocturnal trampers to be preceded by a didjeridu player at all times has now been repealed."

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I interpreted the first sign as "early 90s Madonna won't nurse your infant".