Monday, December 28, 2015
Beware of sharp triangles while kneeling
Not to walk on all-fours, that is the Law; and the Law is there to reduce the number of self-inflicted transorbital lobotomies.
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That person could still scratch the stitches on his ears.
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No dogs (or firearms) either!
I interpreted this as Kiwi for: " Please do not practice nocturnal proctology on hunters".
Alternatively: " The law requiring drunk nocturnal trampers to be preceded by a didjeridu player at all times has now been repealed."
I interpreted the first sign as "early 90s Madonna won't nurse your infant".
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