Friday, February 12, 2016

Valentine's Day

I am quietly confident that the Frau Doktorin will be turned on by my Sexy Banana-Slug Costume.

9 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

The quieter the better, I'd say.

Yastreblyansky said...

You should, however, memorize your lines, as relying on that prompt-book device will make it difficult to gaze into her eyes at appropriate moments.

Sirius Lunacy said...

Don't knock it Yaz, it got Obama the presidency... twice!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Hope you have a swinging time.

Smut Clyde said...

Must credit big sister's blog!
http://sci.waikato.ac.nz/bioblog/2016/01/the-strange-sx-lives-of-leopard-banana-slugs.shtml

Pupienus Maximus said...

OBS has notified me of this blog's odd silence on the matter of Antonin "Fat Tony" Scalia's demise. There are some viable theories for how Obammy managed to silently slay the morbidly obese 79 year old jurist in his (the jurist's) sleep, but they are all lacking in that ... certain je ne sais quoi that is often exuded from here into the Intertrons.

Me, I figure he used his time machine again. Somehow.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Actual copulation is preceded by a range of somewhat slimy courtship & precopulatory displays

Ahh, just like humans with their "night clubs."
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fish said...

Image needs an accompanying AAAAAOOOOOOGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! sound.

alison said...

That image is nothing like a banana slug. You have been sadly deceived.