Wednesday, July 27, 2016

New plagiarism scandal looms

Donald Trump said Wednesday he would consider recognizing Crimea as Russian territory and lifting the sanctions against the country if he’s elected president.
The settlement of the Czechoslovakian Crimean problem, which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe may find peace. This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor Russian Premier, Herr Hitler Putin, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine. 

My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister an American President has returned from Germany Russia bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time.

3 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Dunno if I should be applying for permanent residence in your lovely nation, or warning y'all to close the ports & airports & secure the beaches before the stampede arrives.

Smut Clyde said...

Rest assured that we'll be as welcoming to economic / political refugees from the US as the US is welcoming to refugees from Afghanistan and Iraq.

Unless you have enough money, that is a different nationality all on its own.

Smut Clyde said...

Also too, NZers are already loath to accept refugees from the Middle East for fear that their cultural backgrounds include violence, religious intolerance and misogyny, and that they will be too close-minded to adjust. You see the problem?