Friday, August 12, 2016

The noselessness of man

Not many people know that Tycho Brahe had a range of prosthetic noses, including an ornate Cloisonné replacement with built-in salt-and-pepper shakers that he used at formal dinners, and another which dripped saline solution, which he wore when he had a cold.
Will I be a better person if I think that Tycho Brahe had among his prosthetics a plain, non-reflective working nose, a gold party nose, and a plainer silver nose which he wore for occasion where he didn't wish to upstage any royalty? His Fabergé nose with the tiny erotic scene inside, a present from his mistress? The bulletproof one, made from solid wolfram?

Now I want a Scandi-Crime series set in the Renaissance, in which Tycho Brahe and Kepler solve crimes through a combination of intuitive brilliance and backroom laboratory analysis, aided by prosthetic-nose concealed gadgetry and Brahe's beer-drinking scene-stealing pet elk.
In Season 2 the action shifts from Uraniborg to Prague, because of Rudolf II and Dr Dee. Also to save money filming in Czechia.

7 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I have a platinum rectum that I wear for festive occasions. For family parties, I have one fitted with a noisemaker....

Smut Clyde said...

A new poll for the readers: Would you prefer to learn more about (1) ZRM's range of prosthetic rectums, or (2) my own prosthetic right testicle?

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

(3)

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Make this series happen, old chum, you've got that Danish thing going on.

Working title: Dansk Macabre...

Smut Clyde said...

This is Uraniborg. Prepare to be assimilated.

Molly said...

You should know that the Tycho Brahe museum on Ven sells silver replicas of his prosthetic nose. 'They are not a big seller', confessed the too-candid shop assistant.

Smut Clyde said...

the Tycho Brahe museum on Ven sells silver replicas of his prosthetic nose.

It makes me so happy to learn that.