Will I be a better person if I think that Tycho Brahe had among his prosthetics a plain, non-reflective working nose, a gold party nose, and a plainer silver nose which he wore for occasion where he didn't wish to upstage any royalty? His Fabergé nose with the tiny erotic scene inside, a present from his mistress? The bulletproof one, made from solid wolfram?
Now I want a Scandi-Crime series set in the Renaissance, in which Tycho Brahe and Kepler solve crimes through a combination of intuitive brilliance and backroom laboratory analysis, aided by prosthetic-nose concealed gadgetry and Brahe's beer-drinking scene-stealing pet elk.
In Season 2 the action shifts from Uraniborg to Prague, because of Rudolf II and Dr Dee. Also to save money filming in Czechia.
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I have a platinum rectum that I wear for festive occasions. For family parties, I have one fitted with a noisemaker....
A new poll for the readers: Would you prefer to learn more about (1) ZRM's range of prosthetic rectums, or (2) my own prosthetic right testicle?
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Make this series happen, old chum, you've got that Danish thing going on.
Working title: Dansk Macabre...
This is Uraniborg. Prepare to be assimilated.
You should know that the Tycho Brahe museum on Ven sells silver replicas of his prosthetic nose. 'They are not a big seller', confessed the too-candid shop assistant.
the Tycho Brahe museum on Ven sells silver replicas of his prosthetic nose.
It makes me so happy to learn that.
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