Saturday, July 2, 2016

Searching for Celine #2
We have a machine down there that splits up any smell into its sub- and inter-smells the way you can split up a beam of light with a glass instrument. It is very interesting and edifying, you would not believe the dirty smells that are inside the perfume of a lovely lily-of-the-mountain

Normally here at the Riddled Pantechnicon of Stupid we would smile Reilly ryely wryly at Ninapharm of Paris and its skin-whitening pomegranate elixir, encapsulated in liposomic nanotech to penetrate the skin cells and revivify their mitochondria (all the Alt-Med cool kids have added liposomes to their scammocopeia). For it hardly seems sporting to ridicule the cosmetics industry; poking the borax at some barmpot's state-of-the-edge cutting-art Leprechaun-sperm Anti-Aging face cream is too much like shooting low-hanging red herrings at the bottom of the barrel. The cosmetic industry is meeting the customers' demands for magical-thinking-inna-bottle, and if one dream-pedlary didn't oblige, some other company would.
Extracting a watermelon
Not to mention their ActiSOD (watermelon extract) and the OXYlia (weight-loss antioxidant beans / olives / rosemary extract). When Riddled Enterprises brings out our own face cream it will be called Mundus Vult de Cipi for added Frenchyness.

Inevitably some people take their love for phytochemicals too far, and start administering the rejuvenating antioxidant juices to targeted areas of skin, but society does not approve.

Sockpuppets
But today is different from all other times, for Ninapharm leads to the phenomenon of Digital Olfaction. Follow me along the road! Though long, it is scenic, adorned with quaint Potemkin Villages with well-kept astroturf lawns, where qualifications reverberate and sockpuppets still follow their age-old way of life.

"Most excellent!" we thought on first reading of the 3rd World Congress of the Digital Olfaction Society. "Those experiments when we shut Little Tim in the Evolvamat and his sense of smell migrated from his nose to his fingertips, they will not be wasted, but can become a conference presentation!"
Is this the way to the
Scented Garden for the Blind?

On closer attention, alas, "digital olfaction" turned out to be the age-old dream of analysing a fragrance into its basic elements, like the three component colours of trichromatic vision, so that smells can be recorded, for nostalgic re-creation or for transmission as aromatic telepresence.

This is the dream of Smell-o-Vision and Polyester's Odorama, and of the Feelies before that (and no doubt of many a Victorian Retrofuture even earlier).¹ Which worked so well in those previous versions that a Japanese dude re-invented the idea in 2006, to the delight of lazy journalists. And despite the absence of technical developments, the Digital Olfactory circuses are reliable sources of entertainment.

Press releases for these meetings quote its founder (Dr Marvin Edeas) and emanate from a Mlle. Céline Mercier at
Kanaya Bldg 4F, 4-11-3, Hatchobori Chuo-ku 104-0032
Tokyo - Japan
Tel : 03 3552 5277
olfaction@takayama-site.com
But despite the Japonaiserie of the address and phone, the Digital Olfactory Society domain (or rather, domains) were registered in France, by one Céline Joubet, on behalf of the Paris-based Takayama Agency. We seem to have fallen through the frayed fabric that divides reality from the fictive realm, and found ourselves in a retrofuture... not the Victorian way the world would be, but the 1980s version, of Bladerunner and Rising Sun and Neuromancer. All vat-grown ninjas and cyborg yakuzi and tentacle-porn sushi, when Japanese techno-economic prowess were going to dominate global culture and nation-states would cede place to Zaibatsu corporate empires. Remember that future?

The Takayama Agency specialise in organising and advertising conferences, and as Céline Mercier, sending out their press releases. They organise a lot of them, and helpfully set up domains and websites for the interested scholarly groups, a lot of them, if not the scholarly groups themselves. As the Takayama Publishing Group they handle those groups' journals, and the conference proceedings. They are associated with Dr Marvin Edeas (see above), whose co-author on a book chapter -- one Anne-Sophie Mailfert -- owns the Takayama domain.

So it is natural to find them sharing that office in the Kanaya Building. But we are concerned about working condition within the crowded boiler-room premises, for our judicial inquiries reveal a diverse range of other concerns operating out of the same address:

 - Axialys Innovations. Axialys are Ninapharm's liposome department, Created in 2006 with the backing of internationally-renowned anti-oxidant specialist, the company blends the innovation of a start-up with the long-standing business experience of a key industry player.

 - Viqua R&D, pomegranate processing needs moar research.

 - Aquoscare -- some other cosmetics ingredient -- OH NOES THEY ARE HARVESTING MERMAIDS FOR OIL
 - The Oceanic Science Institute -- Those "scientific catches" they conduct, they are a necessary part of research into mermaid populations.

 - Three research laboratories. At the Delhea Project, Dr. Mizuho Nasu is a pharmacist who works on health product formulation [and] introduces the importance of brain satisfaction to succeed sustainable healthy style of life -- specifically, inventing weightloss sweets for the Mexican obesity market.
Mirei International's Innovation Labo is managed since 2003 by Dr. Mizuho Nasu, who graduated from Keio University pharmacology department in biochemistry. After a successful experience on sales and marketing in the pharmaceutical field, Dr. Nasu joined Innovation Labo to give a global research dimension to the company.
While as CEO of Sanki-Mayor, Mizuho Nasu oversees the repackaging of Ninapharm's ingredients:
scientists have developed a combination of nutraceuticals: Kronuit and BelAge, made from the Oxylia and Orisod ingredients issued from the fermentation technology.
Kronuit and BelAge help balancing body enzymes and blood sugar in the long term, providing more energy and less obesity.
Sanki Mayor formulas are based on the chronobiology concept, a field of biology that examines periodic cycles. Liver biological rhythm distinguishes 2 periods
This is presumably the same Mrs Mizuho Nasu whose anti-oxidant green tea extract (from Mirei International) was available through the Société Française Des Antioxydants. And who serves elsewhere as "Directrice Scientifique de la JAS (Japanese Antioxydant Society)".

Since the JAS domain is registered in France and owned by Ninapharm, and the Society seems to serve little function except to pimp conferences (from its office in the Kanaya Building), cynical and skeptical readers may begin to worry that the JAS is a legal fiction, with no members other than its Scientific Director. And perhaps a few Japanese cultural-chauvinist Mishima fans who mis-heard the name and thought they were joining an Anti-Occident group.
Sock puppets: doin it rong
It is equally hard to discern the membership of the sister organisations, Société Française Des Antioxydants and International Society of Antioxidants in Nutrition and Health, other than Anne-Sophie Mailfert, and Marvin Edeas as shared president. Both are Takayama vehicles, with activities limited to promoting conferences and processing registration fees.² The aroma of sock-drawers begins to permeate the narrative, although I cannot break it into constituent elements.

I had begun to suspect a Potemkin-Village nature for the Task-force for Infectious Diseases, since they are also domiciled in that over-populated Kanaya Building office (with a Céline Joubet / Takayama domain), from where they Target Infectious Diseases by advertising conferences. "Who is their contact person, Dr Reiko Suzuki?" I wondered.
But then it developed that someone of that name participated in a French nutriceutical exhibition in 2012 under the wing of Bejit Edeas, sharing her experience on “Innovation applied to everyday life of Japanese seniors”. There her affiliation was listed as “Professor, Mirei international”. I was embarrassed to have doubted her existence, even fleetingly. I was also impressed that in Japanese academia, professorships can be bestowed by a tea-export company.

Dr Bejit Edeas is brother of Marvin, and Scientific Director of the Sanki-Mayor that we encountered above. He and Mizuho Nasu are due at a group discussion at a fringe-medicine show, as panel members, if you happen to be in Paris at the Palais des Congrès in October. He appears in misspelt form as 50% of the Oceanic Science Institute:
General manager : Dr Yuki Ikeda
Scientific Director : Dr Bejit IDEAS
Dr Bejit is a Ninapharm stalwart... that company may trace its history to Versailles and Marie Antoinette, and is as Parisian as poodles and Oh là là, but it has a Japanese branch, with Dr Bejit as chairman. Surely you remember him from his co-authorship of two papers in a neutraceutical trade journal --
-- that allowed Ninapharm to make claims about clinical benefits in their advertising for ActiSOD and OXYlia. The “Synergetic mixed nutritional ingredients” being beans, olives and rosemary.

At sankiglobalnetwork.wordpress.com we learn that
These human clinical trials are internationally recognized by the Pasteur Institute of Scientific Research and are published in the Pharmacist’s Reference Encyclopedia of Medications. 
Sadly, neither the P.I.S.R. nor the Pharmacist's Reference Encyclopedia exist; perhaps they are bleed-through from a parallel reality, or vestiges of an otherwise-suppressed alternative past. That website also provides a decorative CV:
Dr. Bejit Edeas, Scientific Director of Sanki-Mayor, was nominated for the 2003 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.
Presumably on the basis of his publication history. In addition,
  • Director of the Japanese Society of Antioxidants
  • Affair Manager of the Pasteur Institute of Japan
  • Member of International Society of Antioxidants in Nutrition and Health (ISANH)  since 1998
The source for this information is not wholly reliable, for it stems from Bejit's day job, as CEO of Sanki-Global -- parent company of Sanki-Mayor -- which spruiks Ninapharm products through Multi-Level Marketing. As any fule kno, in the MLM business model the responsibility of bullshitting about products and signing up suckers devolves upon the previous tier of suckers (sorry “Independent Wellness Advisers”), but someone needs to give them a template for the bullshit. Such templates are a genre where no-one expects an over-scrupulous adherence to mere facts.

ANYWAY you will be glad to know that
Dr. Marvin Edeas, one of our key scientists, was also nominated for a Nobel Prize in Medicine for his work on Targeting the Mitochondria.
Indeed, Dr Marvin has worked in real science (on Superoxide Dimutases) and authored numerous papers, some of them so important that they appeared two or three times. Was he the "internationally-renowned anti-oxidant specialist" who helped Ninapharm establish Axialys? It would be irresponsible not to speculate. He organised a conference on SOD in 1998, and evidently enjoyed it so much that he founded Takayama that same year and has been founding scholarly societies and chairing their meetings and staking out domains ever since.

Some of these monetise his core interests, like the World Mitochondrial Society and the accompanying journal and yearly World Congresses. Or the International Society of Microbiota (chaired by Dr Yuki Ikeda of Oceanic Science Institute, from her Kamaya Bldg. office). The ISANH holds yearly Congresses on merchandisable plant-based antioxidant polyphenols (the Oceanic Science Institute was a sideshow at the 2015 Malta meeting). From there the circle widens rapidly, through weight-loss and diabetes / obesity and sugar substitutes, hence the World Stevia Organization. Not to forget the
Digital Olfaction Society and the Targeting Infectious Diseases group, which leads into an opportunistic burgeoning of Targeting-disease-of-the-month sites and congresses, all the way to Targeting Ebola 2015. "Targeting hair loss" suggests that the disease does not have to be mortal, although the site was never developed.

In theory there are journals, immortalising the Abstracts of conference attendees. Back in April the Takayama Publishing Group showed five journals; while at the end of June, Jeffrey Beall recorded eight. Only three are presently shown, and DOIs go nowhere, bad luck for authors and presenters!
Gone!


There are no end of other Takayama / Edeas projects for readers who want to go dumpster-diving. "Fertility-site.com" sounds intriguing but in practice is a placeholder, advertising a 2014 conference that seems to have never happened. "Femininehygiene-site.com" advertises the "Overweight & Obesity World Congress 2013 - Paris, France" (otherwise non-existent). I am somehow inspired to invent "Potemkin Village -- the Game", a Monopoly knock-off where the idea is acquire an entire section of domains and construct websites on them.

In these endeavours Edeas is assisted by Céline Joubet, whom we already met... she may be related to Rouby Joubet, a co-author and Takayama press contact who owns four of the Takayama domains. We have also met Céline Mercier. Also Céline Mailfert, who may be related to Anne-Sophie; and Céline Duval, who owns anti-oxidant / cosmetology domains on behalf of Ninapharm (along with Jacques Burin and others). Yuri Hatanaka handles the Mirei International side.³ I wonder how they keep all the Célines straight. Céline Duval has the advantage of being real; she is pomegranate researcher at Axialys, earning her the prestigious Malta Pomegranate Award from ISANH at the 2009 Malta Polyphenols Congress to recognise her contributions in making up total tosh.


Me, I have had enough of all this. If anyone wants me I will be in the Victorian Retrofuture, watching the tennis on my Telephonoscope.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Much of this saga has already appeared, with more information and different contributors, at ScholarlyOA. I would hate to commit plagiarism all inadvertent.
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1. In 2000,
Third dimensional color television will be so commonplace and so simplified at the dawn of the 21st century that a small device will project pictures on the living room wall so realistic they will seem to be alive. The room will automatically be filled with the aroma of the flower garden being shown on the screen.
2. Also, bestowing a "Best Slimming Ingredient" award to Ninapharm (for OXYLIA®). Awarding oneself a prize hardly seems something to boast about, any more than nominating oneself for a Nobel Prize, or masturbation, although as bloggers we know nothing of such activities.

3. Yuri appeared on the scene at ISANH's 2nd International Conference on Stevia Applications (Malta, 2010) where she was recruiting members for the International Association of Stevia. For some reason the IAS never came into actual existence (despite having the domain all set up), and instead the World Stevia Organization became the designated Stevia-related Edeas / Takayama affiliate.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

You have been identified

They're onto us! Quick, AK, reformat the hard-disk while I empty the till!

You have been identified as a potential

Of course it would be nice to know who identified us. Intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic? A stalker? The lidless red eye of Sauron? I'm sure I turned off the webcam on the palantír.

You have been identified as a potential author: JCRO

Oh the relief, it is just those lovable scamps at PeerTechz Jizzmop Journals soliciting for moneys in a fulsome exudation of flattery:

Dear XXXXXXXX,
Greetings for the day!
Peertechz was launched this Journal to support the Open Access in the way of publishing manuscripts, new technics and methods in science. Journal of Clinical Research and Ophthalmology (ISSN: ISSN: 2455-1414) published articles are freely available online to the readers for life time.
The journal encourages the authors to publish their manuscripts in a large Open Access network: Peertechz and its looking for the manuscripts from selective scientists like you who have enormously contributed to the scientific community.
It would really be grateful to you if you can send us energetic and enthusiastic submission to successfully release the upcoming issue. Send us any type of article to increase the visibility of the Journal of Clinical Research and Ophthalmology.
The manuscript format instructions can be found at Guidelines tab in the journal homepage.
If you are interested, please respond us on or before 48 hours and send your paper by July 15th, 2016.
Should you need any further information, please do not hesitate to contact me.
We are looking forward to have valuable submission from you soon.
Best regards,
Saurabh R
Journal Managing Editor
Editorial Office-Peertechz.com
Tel: +91 40 23833479
Email:
mail.ophthalmology@peertechz.com; ophthalmology1.peertechz@gmail.com
Please Note: This is not a spam message and has been sent to you because of your eminence in the field. This email and any attachment may contain private and confidential information. Do not share without Peertechz.com’s approval. If you have received this message in error, please notify the sender and delete the email and any attachment. If you do not want to hear from us please unsubscribe at: http://peertechz.com/unsubscribe.php.
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The skeezy little grifter behind PeerTechz, Rajesh Varma Datla, is Hyderabad-based and presumably an alumnus of the OMICS juggernautical clown-car. However, he seems to have learned his English and his spam template (as well as his business model) from the family of scammers who run the Austin Publishing Group, for the typical spamwaves from Austin begin with the same "Greetings for the day!" and end with the same unconvincing assurance that the spam you are reading is, in fact, not a spam.

Perhaps it is a pipe.

UPDATE: Even at the bottom of the barrel there are levels of badness. A few seconds of idle browsing reveals a paper that emerged through the Peertechz pukefunnel in mid-March, and was promptly plagiarised for an OMICS spigot before the month was out.
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UPDATE²: Now the illiterate cockwombles at Scientificfederation have revised their scamference spam-mails to start in the same way. Is this the standard of courtesy in Hyderabad? Is it like fish of the day, or soup of the day?
Having received a salutation intended to last for 24 hours, I am not sure what to do if someone else tries to greet me.

Dear XXXXXXXX,
Greetings for the Day!
We have delighted in inviting you to solicit your presence as a speaker at the World Congress & Expo on Dementia & Neuroscience (Neuroscience-2016) held at Los Angeles, USA which is during September 26-28, 2016.
To know more about the Conference: http://scientificfederation.com/neuroscience-congress/
This year we have adopted the theme "Novel Therapies in Dementia & Neurology". Neurology-2016 will be one of the largest international gatherings of researchers, scientists, professors, and students in the field of Dementia & Neuroscience. The conference will offer opportunities to exchange scientific ideas and create networks between people from academia, industry and regulatory authorities as well as between young and established scientists and professionals.

We really like to have your presence at this conference please let me know your interest towards the same. We will also cordially invite a large group of researchers to join the conference and share their research related to Dementia & Neuroscience. We are confident that participants will benefit from the high value scientific program.
For any further assistance please contact us, looking forward to hear from you.

Look forward to you joining us in Los Angeles, USA!
Best regards,
D. R. Kapil
Neuroscience-2016 Conference
Event Manager
Scientific Federation
T: +91-7799790001
Email: neuroscience.congress@scientificfederation.com
If you don’t want to receive any further e-mail from Neuroscience-2016 please revert back with a subject
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The dangerous invitation to "revert back" was there last time too.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Post truth, post hole

It seems that we live in the era of "post truth" politicians. An interesting take on the matter, considering the amount of lying that has gone on in recorded history. Perhaps a more accurate description would be the Couldn't Give a Bugger About the Truth era? It would certainly enliven future textbooks about the early 21st Century.
 "At this point it became obvious just how few buggers were actually given by politicians as it was conclusively proven that Trump was of an alien species but his voters continued to say he connected with real heartland Americans".
 New Zild has had its own share of non-fact-connected politicians but the current Prime Minister must be in the top 5 in the top No Buggers Given list. In the past he has opined about all and sundry with no scraps of credibility or knowledge to impede his decision making. For instance we know he has peed in the shower but not masturbated, he thinks Iraq is a safe place and he would not have shot the Gorilla. Many of his National party colleagues breathed a little easier after that one.
But he doesn't just limit himself to shower antics or zoo animal preservation, he also comments upon things that are central to the modern, go ahead Conservative government he leads.
Conservative governments have a bit of a checklist of things they will do, a comment I have made on this blog before, hopping into the poor people, lowering taxes for rich people and helping businesses to oppress their workers etcetera, etcetera.
This government has ticked all of those boxes and made a special point of Great Specialnesss about how they had "reformed" employment laws with the introduction of the 90 day rule. After they realised that this not a relaxation of the 4 second, dropping food on the floor rule, many New Zilders reacted with "Wahhht... my...did...rugby on". Unbeknownst to them the government had introduced legislation that allowed people to be employed for 90 days at low pay rates and even more excitingly dismissed with no reason and no backsies at any time in the 90 days.
At the time this was greeted by government spinners and lackies as a Great Leap Forward for industrial relations and the benefits would flow to all and young folks would get jobs and possibly everyone would get a panda to keep as a pet.  
Of course, it did no such things.
Five years on from the introduction of the 90 days rules a Treasury report has concluded that the introduction of the 90 day rule has had little to no affect on NZ employment issues. This is the Treasury, mind you, Friedmanites to the core and paid for by the Gubblement to find shit out when the troooooth is needed.
So the PM was in a bind, since his fairytale did not have the right ending and the people collecting the data are his inquisitorial shocktroops. Brilliantly he ignored that dumb ole report. People, he said, talked to him all the time as he went around NZ  and they said it had gone swimmingly and everyone was happy as two clams in whatever place would make clams happy. So there! To make sure that The Base would get what he was on about he noted.
"You can have a piece of academic research but it's quite different from the small cafe owner whose money is on the line, who is taking the risks and who actually rely on this kind of policy.
Academics amirite?
Still, quite brave of him to bring up small cafes after the ponytail pulling incidents of last year. But he is nothing if not something or other.


Sunday, June 26, 2016

Making silver linings out of sow's ears

Just look at the bollocks some opinionator wrote for a NZ weekend fishwrap, and was understandably too embarrassed to sign a name to:


The claim that
Boris Johnson moved to take power in Britain last night as he assembled a dream team to renegotiate relations with Europe and the world
is perhaps bleed-through from an alternative time-line, or was written well in advance and then forcibly adapted to circumstances, since the "dream team" turns out to amount to BoJo himself, plus Gove. That is to say, a pair of career pundits in search of more lucrative political careers who resent expertise and who can't be arsed planning how to exit through their own front doors, let alone from the EU. I suppose "world of fantasy" is a kind of dream.
Planned exits: Much over-rated
And then there was this exercise in consolation:
NZ Initiative executive director Oliver Hartwich said there were potential benefits for Kiwis, but we shouldn’t expect anything to happen overnight.
[...]
Hartwich said it could become a lot easier for New Zealanders with a travel bug to nab themselves a visa – but this all depended on who took over from Cameron.
‘‘Should it be Boris, he’s gone on and on about making it easier for Kiwis to go to the UK,’’ Hartwich said.
‘‘If you’re hoping for better visa availability, you should definitely be in the Boris Johnson boat.’’
Because if there's one thing we know about Johnson, is that he's a man of his word.
[Right]: Victorious Johnson as
depicted by SST journamalist
[Left]: Actuality. Reporters seek
interview; Johnson not to be found