Saturday, February 25, 2017


Bitcoin have been replaced by gnomes in the Flaxmere criminal economy.

That vanished garden gnome, all those photographs you received showing it in front of famous European landmarks, you thought it was a globetrotting Gnomad when all along it was stashed in a power-bill-delinquent Flaxmere meth lab.

When I write my novel about suburban desperation, in the style of early Philip K. Dick, it will totally be set in Flaxmere.


rhwombat said...

Um. These pot plants of which you speak - wouldn't happen to be Cannabis sativa would they? Because I didn't think methamphetamine synthesis required that much power.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I suspect the globetrotting gnomes were the perp's drug couriers... one can fit a lot of meth under one of those conical caps.

Smut Clyde said...

Possibly relevant,