Sunday, February 26, 2017

What we learned today

1. God is totally unsportsmanlike. I mean, like, three feckin arrows? Is that giving the little popes a sporting chance? And it's not even pope season! Fuck you God.

2. You can't walk anywhere in Heaven without stepping on disembodied baby heads. They are the Lego blocks of the Empyrean.

3. Beefcake boy would like to shelter some little popes too but he doesn't have a cloak so he is playing an invisible theremin instead.

4. It was probably a mistake to send Another Kiwi back to 1518 in the Time Machine with the idea of buying cheap political cartoons from Lucas Cranach d. Ä., because quite frankly we have no idea what the cartoon is about. Something about Sea Shepherd? Next time, Cranach, is it so difficult to write little identificatory labels on the figures?


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That Madonna really should sue the manufacturer of that defective invisibility cloak.

Smut Clyde said...

Beefcake boy's feet don't seem to be touching the ground. Either he's balancing on his knees or he has an invisible foot-rest.

Smut Clyde said...

Acme Invisibility Cloak. 0 / 5.
Totally visible, with strobing fluorescent trim.
Would not use again.