Friday, February 17, 2017

"Why did this manuscript come back all soaked in cat urine"?
"We thought you asked for pee-er review"

Hey monkey-boy! Why aren't we scientific authors yet? Other cats get physics-paper co-authorship! Even eedjit dogs!
OK, you two write the text. Then I'll de-LOLcat the spelling and submit it to the journal.

We provided lots of experimental data on 'The Properties of a Body at Rest'. You write the paper, then we'll tell you what sections in it are wrong and what you need to do again
I get this all the time from some of my human collaborators too.

1 comment:

H. Rumbold, Master Barber said...

Can I haz grant money (or sashimi-grade tuna)?