Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Foraging news: Mrs Spat edition

Your new toy is very nice, Mrs Spat but we do not want to play with it.
I was showing it to you, monkey boy, not offering it to you.
In other news, sufficiently advanced Google Translate is indistinguishable from Sam Beckett poetry:

It is somewhere.
By mist
By sight
To society
By sighting it
By sighting for a moment
It is somewhat snow again
By sighting for a moment
By singing out again
To what it says
Sighting and snowing again
It is somewhat somewhat snow again
Do not continue to do so.
Do not do it again.

Hey ratbreath, this is my beanbag!
What happened to sharing?
You didn't share your rat!
There wasn't enough for two.


Emma said...

1.) Cats are such adorable little murderers.
2.) I am maybe getting a little worried about you, sir.
3.) Today I discovered, purely by accident, that Rule 34 has a "cthulhu mythos" porntag. So. Don't read the comments, whatever you do.
4.) Link extremely NSFW/L!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

-2D6 SAN roll

Smut Clyde said...

I am maybe getting a little worried about you, sir.

Oh dear. What am I doing that is so ominous? Did you get access to my latest psychiatric profile? I bet it was BBBB who leaked it to you. Or the leprechauns.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I'd be worried about you sharing your home with such a formidable predator... though she does look uncharacteristically sweet while she's asleep.

Yastreblyansky said...

Not to quibble, but "It is somewhat snow again" is pure Gertrude Stein. Beautiful, too.